Interview
Jason Hofer

The SFWF theme music cuts and instantly Jason Hofer’s theme music starts up.  Hofer walks out to the ramp and begins to talk.  “I've got this belt because I am the toughest damned wrestler in this business.  I am the two time hardcore champ, and I am the 1998-99 Hardcore wrestler of the year.  On top of all this, I was also the first SFWF lightweight champion, and I am one of the only two-time lightweight champion.  What I am saying is that at any time I can out last any other wrestler in this damned league.  But that isn't what I'm here for.  Tonight I am looking for a fight, more or less to scout out my opponent.  So I’m calling out Rumpshaker Slim.  Jim, get your skinny Bob-lovin’ ass out here.”  ‘Gimmie that Nut’ starts up and Rumpshaker strolls out.  “Hofer, what is it that you want?”  “Well, Rumpshaker, it's like this.  I propose a tag match tonight.  Me and my boy against you and your boy.  I've got my partner… you just need to find yours.”  Rumpshaker looks around at the arena crowd that has just erupted.  Rumpshaker looks back to Hofer.  “Who've you got?”  Judgment Night blares from the speakers as SFWF World Champ Eric Swanson walks out to the ramp and into the ring.  Hofer gives Swanson the mic.  “Rumpshaker Slim, I’m climbing in the ring tonight for one reason and one reason only.  Jason knows, and I know you will soon know.  You need to choose a partner for the match tonight… and if it isn't who I expect, then you are in for more hurt than you know.”  “Who the hell do you want me to team with?”  “Rumpshaker, you go in back, find Jim Peterson, tell him to be your partner, and if he isn't in the ring for the main event, I’m going to kick your ass so bad that you won't need a moving van for your match.  You'll need a fucking ambulance.”  Eric throws the mic in R’shaker’s chest and he and Hofer walks off.
 

Owen Haubert vs. Andres Torres

Torres starts out by dropkicking Haubert around, quickly jumping up and connecting with a series of kicks.  After a couple of dropkicks, Haubert ducked out of the way and knocked Torres down.  Haubert climbed the turnbuckle and launched at Torres with an elbow.  Torres rolled out of the way and Haubert landed with a hard thud.  Torres rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chain.  Haubert went after him, and as Haubert reached Torres, Torres swung with the chain.  Haubert went down hard and Torres threw him back in the ring.  Torres picked Haubert up and threw him against the ropes… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!  Torres lands with the move and pins Haubert.

Winner:  Haubert
 

Backstage:
Rumpshaker Slim is seen backstage looking for Jim Peterson.  When R’shaker finds him, Peterson refuses to tag with him.  Peterson says that his back hurts, and he is going to take the night off.  R’shaker explains his situation, and Peterson tells him that he has an idea.  Peterson walks off while R’shaker watches.
 

Tracy Holmoe vs. Bianka Groves.

Holmoe and Groves simply grapple and execute power moves for the first half of the match and then begin brawling.  While this is happening, Heather Curtis makes her way to ringside.  Holmoe, now put in a figure-four, signals for Curtis to jump in and save her.  Curtis jumps in… and smashes a chair over HOLMOE’S head.  The ref calls for the bell, and Curtis grabs a mic.  She tells Holmoe that she was too late to benefit from any of her help.  She mentioned that Holmoe should have taken her seriously last week.  Curtis and Groves walk off together.

Winner (by DQ): Tracy Holmoe
 

Backstage:
Andres Torres is sitting in his dressing room when Ian Haubert barges in and starts attacking Torres.
Meanwhile, a camera catches Crispy running out of Mary Campbell’s dressing room.
 

Les McLarty vs. Wyatt Ensz

Ryan Swanson is at the ringside announcing booth.  McLarty starts out by getting Ensz in a headlock, which is turned into a bulldog.  Ensz gets up and brings McLarty down with a scissor takedown.  McLarty rolls over into an inverted STF, which Ensz breaks out of by reaching around with his hand and clocking McLarty in the chin.  McLarty gets up and the two of them trade off with a series of counter moves, until Ensz ducks a kick and turns it into a T-bone suplex.  McLarty hits hard.  Swanson comments on the situation, then gets up.  Ensz spins around and sets McLarty on the turnbuckle.  Ensz comes down with a Huracanranna, then flips over for the pin.  One, two, THREE!  Ensz gets the win as Ryan Swanson hops in the ring.  Swanson swings a chair at Ensz, who ducks, and as Swanson comes back around, Ensz attempts to dropkick the chair.  However, Swanson, a step ahead, swings the chair and catches Ensz’s feet.  Ensz hits hard as Swanson turns around and goes to town on McLarty.  Swanson gives up and walks to the back.  Ensz gets up and challenges Swanson to a match at Survivor Series… Ensz vs. Swanson vs. McLarty.

Winner:  Wyatt Ensz
 

Breezy Bryant vs. Beka Reiser

Reiser attempts to make the match short by throwing Bryant around for a while.  Bryant finally counters with a series of light power bombs, finishing with a face plant DDT.  Reiser slowly gets up and hits Bryant in the gut.  Bryant is then thrown to the corner, where Reiser hits her with a dropkick.  Bryant reels forward.  Reiser weakens Bryant’s legs, then slaps on the ‘fuckin’ figure four.’  Bryant gives up.  Bianka Groves and Heather Curtis make their way to ringside to congratulate Reiser, but are stopped by Megan Meyer, who has brought her own special welcome in a baseball bat.  Groves and Curtis see her coming and attack her before she can attack them, which prompts Tracy Holmoe to come out.  Holmoe and Curtis scuffle for a while, until security breaks up the whole fight.

Winner:  Beka Reiser
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson is seen on the phone talking to someone.  He says “yeah, that sounds great… see you in about an hour,” and hangs up.
Owen and Ian Haubert are in the lounge talking about Big Fresh and how much he is a pussy.  It is at this time that Big Fresh himself walks by and over hears the conversation.  Big Fresh, playing it cool, walks over to the bar and orders a beer.  He walks back over and smashes the beer over Owen’s head, causing Owen to bleed a lot.  Ian tells the bartender to call the ambulance and Big Fresh calmly walks off.
 

“Mr. Russell” vs. Tim Schumann

Russell comes to the ring without his attire.  He is without a suit coat, and he is not wearing a tie, but he is now carrying a singapore cane.  Russell gets on the mic and says that he was inspired by some ECW tapes he watched the past week, and now he is going to pay homage to his idol Sandman.  As soon as Schumann hits the ring, Russell attacks him.  Russell throws Schumann around using high risk power moves, and eventually gets Schumann on the ropes and ready for the piledriver.  Schumann reverses it, sending Russell over the ropes and onto the floor.  Russell reaches under the apron and pulls out the cane.  As Schumann hops outside, Russell cracks the cane over his head.  Schumann is pulled into the ring and Russell pins him.

Winner:  “Mr. Russell”
 

Cody Schlenker vs. Matt Miller

Schlenker and Miller trade punches in the beginning, until Miller connects with a swinging neckbreaker.  Schlenker slowly gets up and counters with a low blow, sending Miller to the mat.  Miller slowly gets up, and as he does, Schlenker grabs him by the head and hits with a face buster on the knee.  This sends “Mr. Russell” out to help Miller.  Right behind him is Tim Schumann, and Schumann catches Russell before any damage is done.  Miller, help momentarily by the distraction, spins Schlenker around and connects with a jawbreaker.  Miller flips Schlenker over for the pin… one… Two… Th.NO!  Schlenker kicks out and rolls to the floor.  Meanwhile, Russell is piledrived into the ramp.  Schlenker climbs the turnbuckle and kicks Miller on the way down.  Miller tries to get up, but Schlenker grabs him from behind and executes a series of rolling german suplexes.  Miller hits hard and lays there for a while, until Schlenker jumps over him and LOCKS ON THE CROSSFACE!!!  MILLER GIVES UP!!!  Schlenker jumps out as soon as he hears the bell ring and runs out to help Schumann.  The four of them brawl, until security breaks it up.  Miller, as he is being led away, challenges Schumann and Schlenker to a match at Survivor Series.
 

Backstage:
Mary Campbell runs to the arena security and tells them that someone has stolen everything from her dressing room.
Jim Peterson walks to the announcing table.
 

Jason Hofer/Eric Swanson vs. Rumpshaker Slim/???

Jim Peterson sits at the announce table to help call the match.  Swanson and Hofer walk out to the ring.  Rumpshaker comes out alone.  Swanson and Hofer take turns beating the shit out of Rumpshaker.  Minutes pass and Hofer sets Rumpshaker up for the coma-plex, and hits it!  Swanson gets tagged in.  Rumpshaker’s tag partner has yet to show up.  Swanson and Hofer keep tagging each other and pulling off double team moves.  Hofer leaves the ring and sits at the announcers table with Peterson and starts taunting him.  Peterson gets up and clocks Hofer, to which the crowd responds with a loud cheer.  Meanwhile, Swanson climbs the ropes and jumps off toward Rumpshaker Slim.  BUT RUMPSHAKER MOVES!!!  Swanson hits hard as R’shaker slowly gets up.  Swanson gets up and tries to grab R’shaker, but with all he has remaining, R’shaker runs behind Swanson and pulls his head back.  R’shaker drops down with a reverse DDT.  With that, R’shaker falls to the ground.  Swanson gets up and grabs R’shaker, setting him up for Murder One.  Then the lights go out.  Ominous music plays over the PA, and Peterson tells the announcers that this is what they have been waiting for.  The lights stay out for a little while longer, then surge back on in a fit of pyro.  Rumpshaker Slim has rolled to the outside of the ring, and Eric Swanson is standing in the middle of the ring next to a shrouded figure in a dark cloak.  Swanson goes to hit the figure, but the man in the cloak blocks it and kicks Swanson in the gut.  The man bends down and picks Swanson up on his shoulders.  The crowd starts to stand up as the man comes down WITH A MOCHA DROP!!!  The man takes the cloak off to reveal STEPDADDY!!! STEPDADDY IS BACK!!!  Stepdaddy climbs the ropes with Swanson and comes down with a MOCHA BOMB!  Stepdaddy runs to the corner and tags R’shaker in, who climbs the turnbuckle and connects WITH THE RUMPSHAKER DELUXE!!!  Rumpshaker and Stepdaddy win!!  COMFY AND COZY WIN!!!!  Eric pulls himself up and slumps in the corner as Jim Peterson enters the ring.  Peterson, Stepdaddy, and Rumpshaker Slim all bask in the standing ovation they are receiving.

Winners:  Comfy and Cozy
 
 
 
 

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