Interview:
Stepdaddy
Stepdaddy walks out
to a resounding cheer. He grabs the stick and starts to rant.
“Well, I’m back.” The crowd erupts. “I’m back and I’m worried.
Worried about how this league is being run. Worried about how these
wrestlers are going to get paid. Worried about whether or not Jim
Peterson and Eric Swanson are going to spend more time fixing the problems
in the SFWF and less time smacking each other around like a bunch of bitches.
Which brings me to the reason I am back. I’m going to call Jim out
right now. Jim, get your ass out here.” The crowd erupts again
as Peterson’s music starts. Peterson walks out. “Stepdaddy,
when we left the league four months ago, we weren’t on the greatest of
terms. Now you come out here and bitch at me about how I am running
the league. I don’t know if you know it or not, but this league is
in the black for the first time in years. The wrestlers in back are
happier than ever, and everyone is getting a chance. Believe it or
not, Stepdaddy, but I’m running this league better than Vilhauer ever did.”
The crowd explodes as Peterson finishes. “Peterson, that may be the
case, but it is not healthy to be running the league with so many distractions.
You know and I know that you are not acting at full capacity. So
what I am saying is that I really think you should concentrate on one or
the other.” Cheering stops as Eric Swanson’s music starts up, and
Swanson walks out to chants of ‘asshole’. “Stepdaddy, Peterson, you
seem to forget that while Peterson has the papers, I have the respect of
the wrestlers.” Peterson fires back. “Swanson, every time you
talk I want to kick your tall lanky dumbfuck ass.” “You want to kick
my ass? I don’t exactly want to wait until the 18th either, so how
about we do it tonight!!” “You’ve got it.” Peterson stomps
to the back, and Swanson follows him. Stepdaddy just shakes his head
and leaves.
The Fruit Booties vs. The Hauberts
Ryan Swanson starts out in the ring against Ian. Swanson and Ian rumble around for a while until Ian gains advantage with a kick to the back. Swanson tumbles forward and tags Big Fresh. Fresh runs circles around Ian. Ian steps back and tags Owen in. Fresh tackles Owen and the two of them roll to the outside of the ring. Owen and Fresh brawl outside of the ring. During this, Les McLarty bounds out. McLarty runs around back of Swanson and pulls him out. Swanson swings, and McLarty catches him and flips him into the crowd. Those two brawl, while the ref calls the bell for a double count-out on Fresh and Owen. Security pulls Owen and Fresh apart as well as Swanson and McLarty. Everyone is ushered to the back.
Winner: Double
Countout.
Backstage:
Jim Peterson is standing
with Crispy. They are yelling at each other about what happened last
week in Mary Campbell’s locker room. Crispy keeps telling him that
he didn’t do anything, while Peterson insists on checking the video of
the offence. Meanwhile, Big Fresh is looking for Owen Haubert.
In another part of the arena Owen Haubert is talking to Ian Haubert.
Owen is making fun of Tim Schumann and his reputation. Just as Owen
starts laughing, Schumann walks by. The Hauberts run.
Cody Schlenker vs. “Mr. Russell”
Russell starts the match with a series of clotheslines. Schlenker gets up just in time to be knocked back down again with a knee to the face. Schlenker rolls to the outside of the ring and Russell jumps at him with a kamakazie dive. Schlenker moves out of the way, but is caught with a foot. Russell hits the bars hard. Schlenker gets up slowly and throws Russell in the ring. Schlenker hops on the ropes and dives off with a senton splash. Russell doesn’t move. Schlenker picks Russell up and flips him over for three german suplexes. Schlenker goes for the pin… but Russell barely kicks out. Schlenker picks Russell up again and throws him to the ropes. Russell bounds back and jumps at Schlenker. Schlenker is laid out. Russell goes at Schlenker with a series of punches and knife-edged chops. Schlenker tries to get out of the way, but Russell grabs him and jumps on the ropes. Schlenker is picked up… PILEDRIVER!! Russell hits his piledriver from the second rope and Schlenker is out!!! Russell goes for the pin and gets it!! Russell hops up and begins to beat on Schlenker some more. Tim Schumann runs out and chases Russell out. Schumann grabs a mic. “OWEN HAUBERT!!! If you don’t have the guts… if you aren’t MAN enough to talk to me to my face… then maybe you and I should just settle it right here… unless you are too much of a pussy!” Owen Haubert walks out and accepts.
Winner: “Mr. Russell”
Backstage:
Mary Campbell runs
into Crispy. Campbell maces him. Outside, Wyatt Ensz enters
the parking lot, sees Les McLarty’s car, and slashes the tires.
Tim Schumann vs. Owen Haubert
Schumann starts out by throwing Haubert to the ropes. Haubert counters with a lariat. Schumann hits hard, and Haubert runs around and slaps on a full nelson, picks Schumann up, and drops back down with a full-nelson slam. Schumann rolls over, and Haubert takes the opportunity to pick Schumann up again and put him in the Realm of Pain. This promps Big Fresh to run out and attack Owen. Owen falls and the ref calls the match. Big Fresh and Tim Schumann walk out together.
Winner: by DQ
– Owen Haubert
Backstage:
Stepdaddy is rummaging
through a series of papers. He finds the one he wants and starts
to write. In another part of the arena, Matt Miller vandalizes Schlenker’s
dressing room.
Interview:
Andres
Torres
Torres walks out.
“Ian Haubert, I don’t know what you think you are trying to prove.
But frankly, I’m fucking tired of it. You have something I think
I deserve, no… you have two things I want. First of all, you have
the U.S. Heavyweight belt… and second of all… I want to see your ass smashed
in so hard you have to shit through your shoulders. So if you have
the balls, how about we meet at Survivor Series.. you and me.” Ian
Haubert runs out with a mic. “Fuck the payperview… lets do it now.”
Haubert throws the mic at Torres and the two collide. Security runs
in to pull the men away from each other.
Tracy Holmoe/Megan Meyer vs. Heather Curtis/Bianka Groves
Holmoe and Curtis start out outside the ring and pound on each other. Groves and Meyer start in the ring. Meyer attacks with a drop kick to Groves, then counters a low blow by kicking Groves’ arm away. Breezy Bryant runs to ringside, and Beka Reiser follows her. They start brawling, as all of the girls start to brawl with each other outside of the ring. Megan grabs a chair and clocks all three of the Seasoned meat women over the head. Meyer throws Reiser in the ring, and the ref, confused, counts the pin on the non-legal woman. Meyer gets up and challenges Resier, Groves, and Curtis to a survivor series match against Holmoe, Bryant, and Meyer.
Winner: Megan
Meyer/Tracy Holmoe
Jason Hofer vs. Stepdaddy.
Stepdaddy runs in the ring and throws Hofer to the corner. Hofer hits hard and Stepdaddy follows with a clothesline. Hofer flips over the turnbuckle and lands hard. Stepdaddy grabs a chair and throws it in the ring. Hofer, likewise, grabs a t.v. from the table and throws it at Stepdaddy. Stepdaddy ducks and goes after Hofer on the outside of the ring. Hofer sidesteps the former champ and kicks Stepdaddy on his way by. Stepdaddy runs head on into the announce table and Hofer takes advantage of the situation by throwing him back in the ring. Hofer picks up the chair and swings at Stepdaddy, but Stepdaddy hits the mat and Hofer hits the ref. Stepdaddy hops up and picks Hofer up and drops him with a belly to back suplex. Stepdaddy spins around and picks Hofer up again. Hofer is propped up on Stepdaddy’s shoulders… MOCHA DROP!!! Stepdaddy rolls over for the pin, but there is no ref! Stepdaddy gets up to shake the ref, and Hofer grabs him and puts him up. Hofer goes up, and comes down with a COMA-PLEX!!! Hofer rolls over and gets the pin!!! Hofer then grabs his BBBoIF belt and starts to attack Stepdaddy. Rumpshaker Slim bounds to the ring to a large crowd ovation and knocks Hofer down. While Hofer is down, Slim climbs the turnbuckle and comes down with a Rumpshaker DEE LUXE!!! Stepdaddy gets up and Slim grabs a mic. Stepdaddy goes to shake Slim’s hand, but Slim refuses. “I remember what you did to me so long ago. I remember when you turned your back on me and left me for that fluke Vilhauer. I remember when you sold your soul to the Corporation. And now here you are?! You want me to be your friend again, since Vilhauer is gone?? You have to do more than that, Busch. So until then, go fuck yourself.” Rumpshaker Slim throws the mic at Stepdaddy and stalks off.
Winner: Jason
Hofer.
Backstage:
Peterson is busy signing
papers at a frantic pace. Cody Schlenker pops his head in and tells
Peterson that his match is up. Peterson, startled, goes to get ready.
Meanwhile, right outside, Tim Schumann sees Big Fresh and thanks him for
his help. Schlenker walks over to the two and they begin to talk
about what happened to his room. Owen Haubert walks by and sees the
three of them. Haubert makes some rude comment, and Schumann runs
after him. Matt Miller and “Mr. Russell” see this and go after Schumann,
starting a brawl between the six people. In the parking lot, Les
McLarty walks to his car to find the tires slashed. Thinking it was
Ryan Swanson, he goes off in search of him.
Jim Peterson vs. Eric Swanson
Peterson hopped in the ring and grabbed a mic. “Swanson, I’ll make this personally clear. One of us two are going to lose either our belt or our presidency tonight. I don’t know who you choose, but I’m pretty sure you are going get your ass handed to you.” Swanson walks out with another mic. “Peterson, don’t flatter yourself. You know that your punk ass can’t handle me. So just shut the fuck up. By the way… I have a little surprise for you.” “What is that, Eric?” “Turn around.” Peterson turns around to see someone wearing a really baggy outfit, with a mask on. Peterson turns back to Swanson to say “what the fuck is this” when the man takes out a tire iron and smashes Peterson in the back of the head. The ref calls for the bell for a DQ, and the man takes off his mask…. ITS SAM LARSON!!! SAM LARSON IS BACK!! SAM LARSON HAS TURNED ON JIM PETERSON!!! Sam picks the limp Peterson up and throws him to the ropes. Larson connects with a Bamf! Huracanrana, then grabs the tire iron again and begins pounding on Peterson. Security runs out to break it up, but Larson continues to pound on the downed Peterson. Finally, Peterson is pulled out of the ring, and Swanson and Larson walk to the back. Tim Schumann and Cody Schlenker run to the ring to help Peterson.
Winner: Jim Peterson
(via DQ)
Backstage:
Stepdaddy walks into
Peterson’s office, looks through the papers, sees one, and takes it.
He laughs to himself and walks off.