Interview:
Eric Swanson

Swanson walks out to a chorus of boos.  Swanson grabs a mic and flashes the SFWF World title in the air.  “Shut up you ungrateful bastards.  Without me, you wouldn’t be sitting in those seats tonight.  Without me, you wouldn’t even be thinking about the SFWF.  In fact, you would all be sitting at home watching some lame SFWF ripoff, like the WWF or WCW.  So fuck all of you.  Next time, show some gratitude for what I have done to change the face of wrestling.  Now, on to more important things.  It has come to my attention that a certain wrestler has made his way back to the SFWF.  A former lightweight champion… in fact, the one wrestler who redefined the lightweight division.  So, without further delay, I wish to call out Sam Larson.”  Jim Peterson’s music starts and Peterson comes from the back.  The crowd cheers.  “Eric, Sam is not here yet.  But needless to say, I am concerned.  Somehow, a friendship that I have looked after for years has come to an end, and I don’t know how, or why.  When I got my big break, Sam assured me that he was all right with my jump to the WWF.  It was not my fault that Bischoff began to job the guy out… yet he seems to hold a deep hostility towards me.”  “Well no shit, Peterson!  You could have easily brought Sam with you.  McMahon was paying big bucks just to pick you up, I’m sure he would have listened to your plea to bring Larson with.  But no, you sat around and basked in the glory of your big money contract, your monster push, and the satisfaction of knowing that you were finally OUT OF SAM LARSON’S SHADOW!!!”  Peterson looks up sharply.  “What do you mean, his shadow?”  “Well, Jim, everyone knows that most of your belts were won with help from some outside force, while Larson used his brains and natural talent to climb the top of the SFWF ranks.  You?  You just flowed along a wave of opportunity, developing yourself into an egotistical main event hog, while Larson floundered in the lower mid-card.  You always looked out for yourself, and yourself only.  Admit it, you OVERBEARING ASSHOLE!!!”  Peterson drops the mic and rushes the ring.  Peterson and Swanson begin to brawl, and Swanson, after taking a hard shot to the head, gets knocked back dizzy.  Peterson spins Swanson around and hits him with a T-bone suplex.  The lights go out and Stepdaddy walks out to a huge pop.  “Look at you two.  The wrestlers in back have a lot to worry about.  I mean, look at this.  One of you two boys is not only going to become the SFWF World champion at Survivor Series this Thursday, but the winner is also going to be… president?  Of the SFWF?  And all you have to show for it is your petty little cat fights?  Well, last week I told Jim that a person could not be both a wrestler and a president.  I will prove this tonight.  In my hand I hold something that, in a rush of haste, Peterson signed without any reserve.  In my hand, I am holding a contract, signed by Jim Peterson, president of the SFWF, placing ME…” Stepdaddy looks around…”as the special guest referee in the MAIN EVENT OF SURVIVOR SERIES.”  The crowd erupts.  Peterson shrugs.  Swanson, irate, now runs at Stepdaddy.  The two of them hit the back, while Peterson picks himself up, dusts himself off, and walks off as his music plays.
 

Rumpshaker Slim vs. Les McLarty

Slim begins with some mind games directed toward McLarty.  McLarty shrugs them off and clotheslines Slim.  McLarty rolls to the other side of Slim and picks him up, then sets him up for a jawbreaker.  Slim counters with a punch to the side of the head.  McLarty reels back a bit, then goes after Slim with a dropkick.  Slim knocks it out of the way and drops an elbow on McLarty.  McLarty attempts to move, but Slim connects, then rolls over McLarty to lock on an armbar submission.  McLarty reaches the ropes.  Slim throws McLarty to the ropes and lowers his head.  McLarty grabs Slim’s head and comes down with an X-factor type of move.  McLarty picks Slim up, grabs his head for a DDT, and runs.  SLAM.  McLarty connects with the running Giant DDT.  McLarty must have hit hard himself, because he is slow with the pin.  Slim eventually rolls to the ropes, just as McLarty gets up.  McLarty kicks Slim, and Slim grabs his foot and spins it around.  Slim grabs McLarty from the back and throws him to the corner… runs back, and connects with the SODAMIGO!  McLarty falls back, and Slim flips him over, climbs the ropes…AND HITS WITH THE RUMPSHAKER DELUXE!!  Slim gets the pin!!  Wyatt Ensz and Jason Hofer both run out at different times.  Ensz grabs a chair and goes after McLarty, while Hofer grabs one and goes after Slim.  Both hop in the ring, and both men swing at their PPV opponents… but both McLarty and Slim duck, and Ensz and Hofer HIT EACH OTHER!  Both men fight their way to the back.

Winner:  Rumpshaker Slim
 

Backstage:
Eric Swanson runs into Owen Haubert.  Haubert doesn’t seem to want to talk to him, but Swanson persists.  Swanson tells Haubert that if he becomes president, there could be a number one contender spot in it for Owen.  Haubert looks at Swanson and laughs.
Meanwhile, Sam Larson is entering the building.
 

Four corners Women’s championship match
Tracy Holmoe vs. Heather Curtis vs. Breezy Bryant vs. Beka Reiser

Holmoe and Bryant start out in the ring.  Bryant, seeing the tension that could arrive on their survivor series team, instantly tags Reiser in.  Reiser goes after Holmoe, and Holmoe jumps out of the way.  On the ramp, Meyer appears.  Reiser sees her and starts to argue with her, while Holmoe grabs Reiser from behind and throws her onto her shoulder.  Reiser hits hard and tries to get up, but is attacked further by Holmoe.  Holmoe throws Reiser to the corner, where Curtis tags herself in.  Holmoe and Curtis brawl to the ropes and over.  Curtis grabs a chair and smashes Holmoe in the face with it.  Meyer runs to the ring and steals the chair from Curtis.  She smashes the chair over Curtis’ head and throws Curtis into the ring.  Holmoe hops in and tackles Reiser as she tries to get in.  Bryant hops in and tags Holmoe.  Bryant hops up on the ropes and drops down with a missle drop kick.  With every ounce of energy left in her, Curtis gets up and blocks the kick.  Both women hit hard and are still.  Holmoe and Reiser stand on the apron and cheer the two women on.  Both Curtis and Bryant slowly make it to the center, where they try to pin the other.  This brings Bianka Groves out, who sneaks up behind Meyer and steals the chair.  Groves smashes it over Meyer’s head, then runs over to Holmoe, whom she takes out with the chair as well.  Curtis and Bryant both reach the center, and both drape their arms over the other with their last drop of energy.  The ref counts the pin.. one, two, three… but who is pinned?  Reiser hops in the ring and begins to argue with the ref, telling him that Curtis won, while Meyer climbs into the ring and tells the ref that Bryant got the win.  Eventually, Jim Peterson walks to the ring.  “In the event that we do not know the winner, the belt will still be in the hands of Tracy Holmoe.  However, this Thursday, the Survivor Series match will have an added stipulation.  Whoever eliminates Tracy Holmoe from the match will become the new Women’s Champion.”

Winner:  Heather Curtis and Breezy Bryant (?)
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor conducts an interview with Jason Hofer.  Hofer tells Taylor that he is the true king of hardcore in the SFWF, and that Rumpshaker Slim had better start finding a good surgeon to replace all the broken parts he will have by Friday.  Hofer also commented on Wyatt Ensz and his long standing feud.  He basically said that Ensz was nothing without the backup of Seasoned Meat, and now that the relationship is gone, Hofer will smear Ensz all over, regardless of the place.
Meanwhile, Eric Swanson is talking to Ian Haubert, and is basically making the same promises that he made to Owen.  Ian doesn’t believe him.
On the other side of the arena, Megan Meyer and Bianka Groves are fighting with each other.  Meyer tells Groves to watch out tonight.
Sam Larson is seen walking to the ring.
 

Crispy vs. Wyatt Ensz

Before Ensz can get to the ring, Mary Campbell runs out and attacks Crispy with a rake.  Crispy gets up and chases her to the back.

Winner:  No Contest.
 

Interview:
Sam Larson

While Crispy and Campbell run to the back, Sam Larson walks to the ring to a little crowd heat.  Larson grabs a mic and demands a lightweight title shot tonight.  Peterson, apparently trying to get back on Larson’s good side, comes out and grants it.
 

Tag Team Championship Match
The Tall Boys vs. Cody Schlenker/Tim Schumann

Schumann and “Mr. Russell” begin the match with a series of light power moves.  Russell takes a belly to belly suplex and rolls Schumann up in a pin.  Schumann kicks out and tags Schlenker.  Schlenker, the fresh man, goes to work on Russell.  Russell tries to fight back, but Schlenker speeds up and throws Russell to the corner.  Russell hits and staggers backward.  Schlenker grabs Russell around the waist and connects with a series of rolling german suplexes.  At the end, Schlenker turns it into a bridge pin, but Matt Miller jumps in to knock Schlenker off.  Miller trades words with the ref as Schlenker tags Schumann.  The ref, not seeing the pin, runs Schumann back to his corner as Miller takes out a chain.  Russell grabs the chain and attempts to hit Schlenker with it, but is hit with a boot to the face instead.  Russell drops the chain and turns to tag Miller in.  Miller hops in and throws Schlenker around the ropes for a while.  Schlenker ducks a clothesline and dives at Miller, spearing him.  Miller is knocked down and Schumann hops in.  Miller slowly gets up, but Schumann cuts the ring in half by using quick corner moves.  Schumann and Schlenker tag in and out for a while, keeping Miller in the corner.  Schumann swings at Miller, and Miller ducks and grabs Schumann from behind.  Miller executes a belly to back suplex, then rolls over to apply an upside down tarantula type of move.  Schlenker knocks Miller off, then Miller tags Russell in.  Schumann lunges at Russell, who grabs Schumann, sets him up for a piledriver, hops to the second rope, AND SLAMS Schumann to the mat.  Russell gets the pin!!!  The Tall Boys then go to work on both men in the ring, and Owen Haubert runs out to help.  This brings Big Fresh out to an enormous pop, and The Tall boys clear the ring, leaving only Owen to fend against Big Fresh.  Fresh hits the ropes and dropkicks Owen in the gut, sending him outside.  Big Fresh grabs a mic and challenges Owen to join up with the Tall Boys in a survivor series match against Big Fresh and Schumann/Schlenker.  Owen accepts.

Winner:  The Tall Boys
 

Backstage:
Eric Swanson catches “Mr. Russell” and promises him the same things as Owen and Ian Haubert… the #1 contender spot.  Russell shakes his head and leaves.
Meanwhile, Megan Meyer walks out from Bianka Groves’ locker room laughing.
 

SFWF U.S. Title Match
Ian Haubert vs. Stepdaddy.

Stepdaddy starts off with a throw to the corner.  Almost imediately after the match starts, Andres Torres is running to ringside to get Ian.  Ian is smashed with a chair, and Stepdaddy grabs him and climbs the ropes.  MOCHA BOMB!!  Stepdaddy signals for the Mocha Drop, and Owen Haubert comes out.  Owen and Torres rumble for a little.  Stepdaddy picks Ian up on his shoulders, and Torres hops up on the apron, to get away from Owen, who now has a chair.  Owen swings at Torres, but misses and hits Stepdaddy, who is near the apron with his back turned.  Stepdaddy loses his balance, and Ian drops down on Stepdaddy for the pin.  Ian gets up and grabs Owen.  The two of them run to the back while Stepdaddy chases them.

Winner:  Ian Haubert.
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor sees Jim Peterson.  Swanson tells Peterson that Sam Larson is looking for him.
Beka Reiser and Heather Curtis knock on Bianka Groves’ door.  Groves doesn’t answer, so they slowly walk in.  They see a note on the chair that reads “we’ve got bianka… see ya Thursday.”  The two of them bolt out of the room insearch for her kidnapper.
 

Main Event
SFWF Lightweight Championship
Sam Larson vs. Ryan Swanson

Larson walks out with a vengeance.  Swanson walks out with the lightweight strap on his shoulder.  Swanson goes to shake Larson’s hand, and Larson kicks Swanson in the gut.  Swanson goes down hard, and Larson continues to kick Swanson.  Finally, Swanson rolls to the floor and looks at Larson.  Swanson turns around to rest.  Larson, seeing this opportunity, dives out of the ring and catches Swanson in the back.  Swanson hits the guardrail.  Larson pulls Swanson up and throws him into the ring.  He whips Swanson to the ropes, AND CONNECTS WITH THE BAMF HURACANRANA!!!  Larson goes for the pin… and only gets a two count.  Swanson rolls to the outside again, and turns away again.  Larson tries for another dive, but Swanson, anticipating the move, grabs a chair and holds it up.  Larson hits the chair and then falls to the mat.  Swanson pulls Larson into the ring.  Larson and Swanson trade light submission moves with numerous counters and reversals for a while.  Finally, Larson blocks a kick and counters by throwing Swanson to the ropes.  Swanson grabs the ropes and stops as Larson misses with a dropkick.  Swanson runs to Larson’s feet and slaps a figure four on.  Larson struggles for the ropes, and barely makes it.  Swanson gets up and throws Larson to the corner.  Larson holds on and reverses it, throwing Swanson to the corner.  Swanson hits the corner and is met with a hard knee to the face.  Swanson crumples down, and Larson goes for a bronco buster, but is met with a foot to the crotch.  Larson steps back a step in pain, and Swanson hops to the middle rope, grabs Larson’s head… TORNADO DDT!!!  Swanson rolls over for the pin… one, two, LARSON REVERSES IT!!! ONE TWO THREE!!!!   Larson wins!  Larson is the new Lightweight champion!!  Swanson stalks to the back as Jim Peterson steps onto the ramp.  “Sam.  Here we are, face to face.  Now tell me what it is that is bothering you so much.  Tell me why you are leaving our friendship behind in the name of jealousy.  And if you really don’t like me so much… why did you come back?”  Larson turns around, looks at Peterson, and points to the entrance behind Peterson.  Peterson turns around, and runs right into Eric Swanson, who smashes the World Championship belt over Peterson’s head.  Eric picks up the mic.  “Just wait until this Thursday.”

Winner:  Sam Larson
 
 

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