Interview:
President Eric Swanson

The jammed pack arena goes nuts as the opening pyro for this Monday’s SFWF card starts up.  Swanson’s music starts and the crowd goes silent, then starts an ‘asshole’ chant.  Swanson walks out to a chorus of boos and grabs a mic.  “Okay.  Okay.  I get it.  So maybe I’m an asshole.  But now I’m the asshole with power.”  The crowd boos louder.  “Well, as everyone knows, I have a new title around here.  Instead of just Eric Swanson, instead of World Champion Eric Swanson… heh… I am now SFWF World Champion PRESIDENT Eric Swanson.  Now, Jim Peterson is not in the building yet.  As far as I am concerned, he won’t make it in tonight at all.  And that makes it all the harder to rub this in his face.  Oh well, I’m over it.  Now, let’s get to tonight’s show, the first under my presidency.  First of all…”  Eric turns around as the Haubert’s music starts up.  Both Ian and Owen walk out, and Owen grabs a mic.  “Eric.  I think you owe us something.”  Swanson looks to the two men confused.  “Eric, you promised us a World Title shot.  So where is it?”  Swanson seems to remember.  “Owen, Ian, I have not forgotten my promise.  So tonight, there will be a match to determine the number one contender between you two men.”  “AND WHAT ABOUT ME?”  “Mr. Russell” walks out.  “Swanson, I distinctly remember the same promise you gave me.  So, where is my shot?”  Swanson paces for a second, then begins again.  “Okay, there will be a three way triple threat match tonight.  The winner…”  Before Swanson can finish, Stepdaddy’s music starts and the crowd erupts.  Stepdaddy walks out and grabs the mic from “Mr. Russell.”  “Swanson, if I remember right, you made the same promise to four people last Monday.  Don’t you think this was a little foolish?  Don’t you think that you owe us something more than just a chance at a shot?  Don’t you want to prove your manhood and admit you fucked up?”  Swanson, hearing this, becomes irate.  “Stepdaddy, Owen, Ian, Russell.  You will all get a shot at the SFWF World Title.  But in order to get that shot, you must win a four-man over the top rope battle royal.  The winner will go on to face me at SFWF OYT: Bad Blood.  This match will take place tonight.  And for you Stepdaddy.  Don’t think I have forgotten what you tried to do to me this past Thursday.  You tried to fuck me, and for that I should kick you out of the battle royal.  But instead, to ‘prove my manhood’, I have decided to let that mishap go.  It’s my way of showing I’m not the tyrant that Vilhauer was.  You four can go.”  Stepdaddy, the Hauberts, and Russell head to the back.  “Now, in my first act as president, I hope to resolve some current feuds without violence.  To this I call out Wyatt Ensz and Jason Hofer.”  Hofer and Ensz walk out separately and glare at each other throughout the interview.  Swanson begins again.  “Now, I realize the hatred the two of you have for each other.  Something I have learned is that if you force two people to spend more time together, they begin to grow on each other and they become friends.  In the vein of this argument, I have decided that you Wyatt, and you Jason, will team up together to face SFWF Tag Team Champs The Tall Boys.”  Hofer just brushes it off and walks to the back without saying a word, while Wyatt goes ballistic and refuses to do it.  Swanson threatens him with his job, and Ensz stomps to the back.
 

Megan Meyer vs. Beka Reiser

Reiser starts off with a series of snapper suplexes, followed by a headlock on the mat.  Meyer reaches the ropes and kicks Reiser off.  Reiser counters by swinging behind Meyer and dropkicking her to the mat.  Meyer rolls outside.  Reiser hops on the turnbuckle and jumps to the outside of the ring after Meyer.  Meyer ducks and Reiser flies over her.  Meyer turns around to pick Reiser up, and is tripped by Reiser.  Reiser calls to the back, bringing Bianka Groves to ringside.  Groves hops in the ring and Reiser throws Meyer in.  Groves throws Meyer to the ropes and she and Reiser execute a double suplex on Meyer.  Mary Campbell runs from the back and hops in the ring.  The ref calls for the bell, awarding the match to Meyer by DQ.  Campbell grabs a chair and swings at Groves.  Groves ducks and the chair hits Meyer as she is getting up.  Groves and Reiser head to the back as Meyer slowly gets up.  Campbell tries to explain to Meyer that she was just trying to help, but Meyer pushes her away and says ‘I don’t need any of your help.’  Meyer stomps off.

Winner (by DQ): Megan Meyer
 

Rumpshaker Slim vs. Les McLarty
(non-title bout)

This match pitting two SFWF champs begins with McLarty throwing Slim to the corner.  Slim bounds out with a clothesline to knock McLarty to the mat.  Slim then hops to the second rope and lionsaults onto McLarty.  McLarty kicks out of the pin and rolls to the middle, where he flips Slim over his back.  Slim tries to come back with a diving clothesline, but is stopped by McLarty’s foot.  Slim hits hard and rolls over to his back.  McLarty climbs the turnbuckle and hits with a frog splash.  Slim kicks out and McLarty picks Slim up by the back of the head.  McLarty throws Slim to the corner and fakes a run to the corner.  Slim sticks his foot up, expecting the run, and McLarty grabs the leg and flips him into the center of the ring.  Slim hops up and drop-kicks McLarty to the turnbuckle, where McLarty slumps down.  Slim runs over, picks McLarty up, runs back, and hits with the ‘sodamigo.’  McLarty hits the mat and Slim climbs the turnbuckle.  RUMPSHAKER DELUXE!!!  Slim pulls the leg up and gets the pin!  As Slim is leaving, and McLarty is getting up, Ryan Swanson runs out with a crowbar.  McLarty sees this, and as Swanson swings, McLarty blocks it and grabs Swanson.  Flowing DDT!!!  McLarty spits on Swanson and walks off.

Winner:  Rumpshaker Slim
 

Backstage:
Crispy and Mary Campbell are talking, apologizing to each other.  Crispy says he will help Campbell find the culprit, and Campbell thanks him.  Campbell then tells Crispy that she already knows who did it, as she just found out only minutes ago.  It was Megan Meyer.  Apparently, Campbell had some inf. on Meyer, and Meyer went in trying to get it.  Campbell says she was crazy to even want to help her.  It wasn’t bad news either, it was just an old paycheck that Meyer had forgotten to pick up.  Campbell and Crispy shake hands and they both leave.
Stepdaddy sees Owen Haubert.  Owen blames Stepdaddy for his loss at Survivor Series, and Stepdaddy says “damn right it was my fault.  Now go fuck yourself.”  This pisses Owen off (understandably) and he chases after Stepdaddy.
 

Big Fresh vs. Crispy

Big Fresh starts out with some kicks and punches.  Crispy tries to counter, but Fresh blocks.  Fresh climbs the turnbuckle and comes down with a missile drop-kick, then hops back up.  Crispy gets up to his knees and clocks Fresh in the ballbag.  Fresh crumples over.  Crispy picks Fresh up and swings him around to the ropes.  Fresh hits the ropes and bounces back with a cross body block.  Crispy hits the mat and Fresh heads up the ropes again.  Crispy gets up and throws Fresh off of the turnbuckle.  Fresh slides to the corner, where Crispy picks him up and goes for the powerbomb into a bridge pin… the diaper rash.  Fresh grabs for the ropes and kicks out of the pin.  Crispy turns to yell at the ref, while Fresh picks Crispy up and slams down with a Judi-driver, I guess now known as the Fresh-driver.  The ref goes to count… one two three!!  Fresh gets the win over the big man.  Fresh celebrates and runs to the back.
 

Interview:
Terry Taylor catches Big Fresh on his way back from the match.  Fresh says that he feels rejuvenated, and that he wants to wrestle big men every week.  Fresh then lets slip his secret dream to win the U.S. Heavyweight belt.  When asked about his feud with Owen Haubert, Fresh says that he has forgotten about Haubert.  He beat him at Survivor Series, and that everything was over.  Fresh walks off with a big smile on his face.
 

Andres Torres vs. Jim Peterson

Torres walks to the ring and grabs a mic.  He talks for a little while about how long it has taken him to make it to the big time in the SFWF, and that the U.S. belt is his ticket to the top.  What a great story.  Peterson’s music plays, but Peterson doesn’t come out.  A minute passes, and still no Peterson, so they restart Peterson’s music.  Once again, Peterson doesn’t come out, so they award the match to Torres.  Torres, concerned, walks to the back.

Winner:  Andres Torres
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson is standing in back near the back entrance to the arena.  Several security officials are standing around him.  Peterson keeps insisting that he is supposed to be inside, but the head security official tells Peterson that he has had orders not to let Peterson inside.  Peterson stomps off, cursing and yelling.
Meanwhile, Breezy Bryant and Tracy Holmoe are backstage.  Bryant is laughing about Reiser and her pathetic match earlier.  Bryant says that Reiser really has no place in this league, and that Reiser is better off being Peterson’s valet forever.  Both women laugh.  Heather Curtis walks out and attacks Holmoe.  Bryant pulls her off, and Curtis tells the two of them that she heard everything.  Curtis runs off to tell Reiser.
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship match
The Tall Boys vs. Wyatt Ensz/Jason Hofer

Matt Miller begins this match.  Hofer and Ensz fight over who will start the match and eventually Hofer pushes Ensz to the corner and runs after Miller.  The bell rings.  Miller and “Mr. Russell” tag back and forth, keeping Hofer in the corner.  Ensz seems very disinterested in the match and begins talking to the fans in the front row.  Finally, Hofer breaks loose and runs to the corner.  Ensz is now on the mat below flirting with the timekeeper.  Hofer yells at Ensz and turns back to Miller, who is back in the ring.  Hofer drop-kicks Miller, then comes down with a knee to the back of the head.  Hofer goes for an early coma-plex, but it is reversed into a German suplex.  Hofer staggers back to his corner, where Ensz hops on the apron and tags himself in.  Hofer, enraged, goes after Ensz.  Ensz and Hofer start brawling in the ring, while Miller and Russell stand back and watch.  Finally, Miller tags Russell in.  Russell goes after the two men.  Both look up and see Russell coming.  Ensz kicks Russell in the gut, and Hofer goes up for the coma-plex.  Ensz hops on the turnbuckle and as Russell fights to get out of the move, Ensz drop-kicks Hofer.  Hofer drops down, bringing Russell along with him.  Russell falls on top of Hofer and the ref.  Tim Schumann and Cody Schlenker run out.  Ensz and Miller start to rumble outside, while Russell goes for Hofer.  Schumann hops up into the ring and clocks Russell with a chair.  Schlenker does the same to Miller.  Hofer wakes the ref up and goes for the pin… AND GETS IT!!!  WYATT AND JASON ARE TAG CHAMPS!!  Hofer grabs his belt and stomps off, and the Tall Boys get up and walk off, unaware of what happened.  Schumann and Schlenker hop in the ring and grab a mic.  “Jason… wait!!!  We helped you guys win those damned belts… I guess it’s time we got our shot.  How about you and Wyatt against me and Cody at OYT this December.”  Hofer looks at his belt, looks up, and nods.  Ensz hops in the ring and grabs his belt, and glares at the two men as they leave.

Winners (and new champs): Wyatt Ensz/Jason Hofer
 

Backstage:
We see a shot of the security door in back of the arena.  A man dressed up in a Minerva’s catering outfit walks up and is let in.  Once inside the building, the man takes off the hat and mask to reveal Jim Peterson.  Peterson goes in search of Eric Swanson’s locker room, finds it, and barges in.  Peterson grabs a broom from the corner and attacks Swanson with it.  Swanson starts to bleed, and Peterson turns to grab something else to replace the splintered broom.  Peterson is met by Sam Larson, who is holding a baseball bat.  Larson cracks the bat over Peterson’s back, then goes to see if Swanson is all right.
Meanwhile, Tracy Holmoe and Heather Curtis are being held back by SFWF security officials.
Terry Taylor catches Matt Miller and does a quick interview with him.  Miller tells Taylor that he now knows that Schumann and Schlenker were behind them losing their belts, but that it doesn’t matter.  Russell is headed to OYT as the number one contender, Miller predicts, and then predicts that he himself will be the new U.S. champ by the end of the year.  Miller then seems to thank Schlenker and Schumann for this opportunity.
 

Main Event:
Four man, Over the top battle royal
Winner becomes #1 contender to World belt
Ian Haubert vs. Owen Haubert vs. “Mr. Russell” vs. Stepdaddy

The match starts with all four men in the ring.  Just as quickly as it starts, though, Stepdaddy and Owen go after each other.  Both brawl to the ropes, and Russell clotheslines both men over.  The two of them brawl all the way to the back.  Now, only thirty seconds into the match, there are only two men left.  Russell runs at Ian, and Ian flips Russell over the top rope.  Russell lands on the apron and grabs Ian.  Russell throws Ian’s head into the turnbuckle, then climbs back in the ring.  Ian falls to the mat, and Russell starts punching Ian.  Ian tries to roll away, but Russell picks Ian up.  Russell hops to the second rope… PILEDRIVER!!!  Russell goes for the pin out of habit.  Russell, seeing this folly, picks Ian up again.  Back up to the second rope… IAN STARTS TO SHAKE AROUND!!! Russell begins to lose his balance, and Ian kicks back with his leg.  Russell drops Ian on his head and reels backward.  Russell grabs hold of the turnbuckle, and Ian slowly gets up.  Ian sees the predicament that Russell is in, grabs Russell’s head, and pushes Russell off of the apron.  Russell grabs the bottom rope as he is going down and uses his arm strength to keep his feet off of the ground.  Ian runs back to the other side of the ring, and comes at Russell with a baseball slide, which knocks Russell to the floor!  IAN IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!! Ian celebrates, and Eric Swanson, complete with a bandage over his head wound, walks out.  Swanson congratulates Ian, and when Ian turns around, Swanson smashes him over the head with the World title.  Ian hits hard, and Swanson walks off.

Winner:  Ian Haubert
 

Backstage:
A black car shows up at the arena, and the man who tried to get in Thursday gets out.  The man shows security a card, and they let him in.  The man walks in.
 
 

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