Monday September 28,
1998
Tim Schumman vs. Jasin
Hoeferr
Winner:
Schumman
Match four of
seven... Torres leads 3-0
Sam
Larson vs. Andy Torres (w/ Megan Meyer)
Winner:
Larson
After
this match, once again, Breezy Bryant runs out and attacks Torres, this
time with a steel frisbee. Meyer goes after her, but Bryant runs
away.
Interview:
Eric
Swanson
paraphrased
by SFWF management... :"well being the SFWF champion makes me feel great
because i feel like i've been getting fu**ed by the promotion. They've
been giving me a bad reputation and stuff, you know, comparing me to one
hollywood hogan. Well, alls i gots to say is that Sheetar holds the
belt now and i intend to keep it that way. me and all the boys will
soon hold all of the belts and we hope to add new surprises in the future.
and as for backstabbing Corey Vilhauer? He can take a stick and shove
it in his wee-wee hole!!!"
After
this colorful statement, backstabbing Corey Vilhauer came out and told
Swanson to watch what he was saying. He then told Swanson about the
main event at October Schplutz... Jim Peterson and Eric Swanson... the
rematch.
Crispy
vs. Corey Vilhauer
Winner:
Vilhauer
All
hopped up on rage, Vilhauer pulled off an easy win. After the win,
Vilhauer took his belt and sat in the front row.
Interview:
Jim
Peterson
once
again, paraphrased by SFWF management: "Stepdaddy. You think
you can come out here and try to be John Wayne and sh*t, and i tell you
this if you don't like how i operate, you don't like how i handle things,
well you're just gonna have to take it up with me face to face. Tell
you what, Mocha, how about you and me have a talk next week... in a cage.
I'll show you just what you're dealing with. And as for Rumpshaker
Slim, well, he'd better watch his back too. I don't think Cody is
too happy with him lately.
And
as for you, Owen Haubert, former U.S. champion, i've got just one thing
to say about that. This elephant never forgets. I seem to remember
about a few months ago when two Sheetar brothers came in to the ring and
cost me an important match or two. and i just figured it was time
to get even. and as for the PYL...
(at
this time, Owen walks out, and Jim turns to face him)
well,
you guys may be on a win streak now but you just wait... we've got a surprise
for you, some fresh meat... and it's a big side too.
(from
behind, Vilhauer steps out from the audience, walks into the ring, and
smashes Peterson on the back of the head while he wasn't looking.
Owen and Vilhauer leave, unscathed)
Comfy
and Cozy vs. Seasoned Meat
Winner:
Comfy and Cozy
Stepdaddy
vs. Jared Rychtarik
Winner:
Stepdaddy
Special Announcement:
Vilhauer
names the newest members of Press Your Luck: Matt Miller and Ryan
Swanson... and then he names the new SFWF commisioner... Matt Miller.
This, of course, gives PYL even more power, as well as giving Vilhauer
more room to commit wrongdoings. Vilhauer then calls for Matt Miller
to come out. Matt's music starts up, but instead Tracy Holmoe walks
out, with Miller's tag belt. An interview with Holmoe announces how
she thinks it is unfair to have the commisioner commited to a faction.
Vilhauer pushes her down, at which point she springs back up, grabs Vilhauer's
U.S. belt, and smashes him with it. Holmoe walks out with both belts.
Main Event:
Lightweight Championship Match
Cody
Schlenker vs. Wyatt Ensz
Winner:
Schlenker (by DQ)
Rumpshaker
Slim walks out, questions Cody for a bit, then jumps in the ring and hits
him, causing Wyatt to be disqualified. Ensz is about to go after
R'shaker Slim when Jason Hofer runs out, grabs Wyatt, and tries to stop
him. Wyatt, blind with rage, hits Hofer. Whoops! sorry
we are out of time!!!
SFWF
cards