Lights flare and sparkle as this pay per view, one of SFWF’s biggies, gets under way.
 

Mixed Tag Match
Crispy/Mary Campbell vs. Tim Schumann/Heather Curtis/Bianka Groves

Campbell and Curtis begin in the ring.  Curtis blocks a punch and takes Campbell over with a hip toss.  Campbell gets up to fight back, but is stopped again by another hip toss.  Campbell stands up and is suplexed.  Campbell slowly gets to her knees as the crowd cheers Curtis on.  Curtis goes for the tag and tags Schumann in.  Schumann picks Campbell up and goes for the Conjectivitus, but Campbell kicks out and DDT’s Schumann.  Schumann gets up, but is tripped.  Campbell runs over and tags Crispy in.  Crispy and Schumann brawl from corner to corner, until the brawl is outside the ring.  Crispy throws Schumann into the guard rail, then picks up a chair.  SMASH!  Schumann is the recipient of the first chiar shot of the night, and Crispy beams about it.  Crispy walks away and looks under the ring apron, until Schumann stops him and throws him inside the ring.  Schumann runs over and tags Groves in.  Groves is met by a clothesline, then is picked up for a fisherman’s DDT.  Crispy tags Campbell in.  Campbell hops in while Cripsy jumps to the mats below.  Crispy reaches under the ropes and pulls out… a DUMBBELL!!  Crispy signals to Campbell and Campbell throws Groves to the corner, where she is hit in the side with the dumbbell.  Campbell then distracts the ref, and Crispy enters the ring.  Suddenly, the crowd erupts as a familiar face runs from the backstage area… RUMPSHAKER SLIM!!  Slim slides under the bottom rope and grabs Crispy’s arm.  Crispy pulls Rumpshaker over the top rope, then the two of them rumble around on the mats.  Groves limps out of the corner, and as Campbell turns around, Groves smashes her in the face.  Campbell goes down, and Groves slaps on a figure four… Campbell gives up!!!  Groves gets up and Curtis and Schumann hop in to congradulate her.

Winners:  Schumann/Curtis/Groves
 

Wyatt Ensz vs. Jason Hofer

Ensz runs out with a crate of objects.  Hofer walks out to a chorus of boos, turns, and flips the crowd off.  Hofer hops in the ring and Ensz follows, dumping the items into the ring.  Ensz grabs a mic and requests that this match be under Hardcore rules.  Hofer accepts.  Hofer grabs Ensz and throws him to the ropes.  Ensz fires back and ducks a clothesline, bouncing back with a flying body block.  Hofer gets right back up and grabs a cookie sheet.  Hofer swings, but Ensz blocks, forcing Hofer to let go of the sheet.  Ensz swings, but Hofer ducks and goes for a low blow.  Ensz staggers backward, until Hofer spins him around and kicks him in the gut… double armed DDT.  Hofer picks Ensz up and searches through the mess for a weapon.  Hofer grabs a bat and swings at Ensz’s leg, causing Ensz to crumble to the mat.  Hofer continues working on the leg until Ensz grabs ahold of the ref’s leg.  Ensz begs the ref to stop Hofer.  The ref tries to step in, but Hofer raises the bat.  The ref staggers back.  Hofer drops the bat and puts a leg hold onto Ensz.  Ensz screams out in pain.  Hofer lets go and picks Ensz up.  Ensz, who can no longer stand on his leg, drops into the corner to lean on the post.  Hofer grabs Ensz, picks him up…. COMA-PLEX!!  Hofer puts a foot on Ensz and gets a cocky pin.  Hofer walks off as the paramedics hit the ring.  Ensz is taken off on a stretcher.

Winner:  Jason Hofer
 

Backstage:
Tim Schumann and Cody Sclenker are sitting backstage.  Schlenker says that he is bored, and Schumann gets an idea to defend their belts.  Schlenker agrees, and both set out to the ring.  When the get in the ring, Schumann and Schlenker rattle on about how they are bored and they challenge anyone to take away their belts.  The lights go out and Comfy and Cozy walk to the ring.
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship
Comfy and Cozy vs. Tim Schumann/Cody Schlenker

Schlenker begins in the ring, where Stepdaddy throws him to every corner.  Stepdaddy throws him to Slim, who pounds Schlenker in the back of the head.  Schlenker gets away and runs to Schumann.  Schumann taga in, and Stepdaddy drops him with a big boot.  Stepdaddy, wanting to conserve his energy for later, tags in R’shaker.  R’shaker goes to work on Schumann, finishing with Schumann on the mat.  R’shaker grabs Schumann… RED HEADED STEPCHILD!!  Schumann fights in vain for the ropes, and finally, Schlenker hops in and breaks up the move.  R’shaker throws Schumann to the corner, sets him up, but is knocked back by a right hand.  Schumann moves to his corner, but Slim grabs him and throws him back to Stepdaddy.  Slim tags Stepdaddy in.  Stepdaddy picks Schumann up… MOCHA DROP!!!  RUMPSHAKER CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE… RUMPSHAKER DELUXE!!!  Rumpshaker rolls up the downed Schumann and gets the pin! NEW TAG CHAMPS!!!  Comfy and Cozy grab the belts and stomp off.

Winners:  Comfy and Cozy
 

Matt Miller and Big Fresh

Miller and Fresh brawl all the way to the ring.  Once at the ring, Miller throws Fresh in.  Fresh waits for Miller to get on the apron, then suplexes him into the ring.  Miller hops up and throws a swing at Fresh, and Fresh is laid out.  Fresh slowly gets up as Miller bounces back on the ropes.  Fresh feels the impact of a Miller dropkick and is sent to the apron.  Miller knocks Fresh off of the apron and onto the floor.  Miller bounds back and flies over the top of the ropes onto Fresh, who is down.  Miller picks Fresh up and throws him into the ring, where Fresh tries to climb the turnbuckle.  Miller catches him and tosses him into the middle of the ring.  Miller climbs the turnbuckle himself, when Fresh gets up and knocks Miller down, causing Miller to straddle the post in the most uncomfortable way.  Fresh grabs Miller and comes down with a huracanranna.  Fresh then picks Miller up and kicks him into the ropes, where Miller gets caught.  Fresh twists Miller’s legs around for a while, until Miller kicks out.  Miller grabs Fresh… Fresh spins it around and grabs Miller from the back… German suplex!  Fresh picks Miller up.. Miller pushes away and comes at Fresh… Fresh catches Miller and puts him up… FRESH DRIVER!!!  Fresh goes for the pin… and he gets it!!!

Winner:  Big Fresh
 

Backstage:
Dave Miller walks into the arena and greets some of the wrestlers.  Miller looks around and sees a dressing room that says “Asp” on it.  Miller looks around and opens the door, only to find there is no one there.  Miller walks off.
 

Ryan Swanson vs. Ray Kimal

Swanson starts out by throwing the bigger rookie around the ring, ending with a cross body block.  Kimal gets up, only to be met by a kick to the gut and a double underhook suplex.  Swanson picks Kimal up and sets him up in the ‘tree of woe’ and begins kicking Kimal’s head.  Kimal finally gets loose and slumps down on the mat.  Swanson runs back and jumps at Kimal.  Kimal moves and Swanson smashes into the turnbuckle.  Swanson staggers back into Kimal, who flips him over in a belly to back suplex.  Kimal turns around and applies a half figure-four on Swanson, who scrambles for the ropes.  Swanson makes it and Kimal lets go.  Swanson gets up and grabs Kimal.  Kimal reverses it into a DDT, but Swanson grabs Kimal’s head at the same time, snapping it back on the mat.  Both men lay hurt in the ring, but Swanson moves first.  Swanson climbs up the turnbuckle very slowly… but someone runs down the ramp… He has blue hair and … Tony ASP!!  Asp hops on the apron and knocks Swanson onto the post.  Kimal gets up, sees Swanson on the turnbuckle, and climbs… DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!  Kimal goes for the pin… HE’S GOT IT!!!  Kimal hops up to shake Asp’s hand, but sees Dave Miller instead.  Miller is pounding on Asp outside the ring.  Kimal hops out and helps Asp out, and Miller runs off as Kimal and Asp watch.

Winner:  Ray Kimal
 

First Blood match
Beka Reiser vs. Breezy Bryant

Bryant hops in the ring.  She has a bandage over the cut that Reiser gave her Monday.  Reiser follows and goes to work on Bryant’s head.  Bryant and Reiser brawl to the outside, where Bryant grabs a chiar.  Reiser blocks the chair, but Bryant persists and swings again, coming down hard on Reiser’s back.  Reiser hits the mat, where Bryant begins choking her with a cable cord.  Reiser crawls over to a chair on the floor, grabs it, and swings over her head, hitting Bryant in the face.  Bryant reels back, checking her head.  No blood yet.  Bryant, furious, spears Reiser into the announce table.  Reiser fold backwards and slumps down.  Bryant, seeing this chance, grabs the dented chair.  Reiser kicks Bryant in the leg, and Bryant staggers back a bit, allowing Reiser to get up.  Bryant swings, but Reiser ducks.  Resier sweeps Bryant’s leg, sending Bryant down.  Bryant attempts to get up, but not before Reiser has jumped on top of her and pelted her with punches.  Reiser climbs back in the ring, where Bryant follows.  Reaching into her pocket, Bryant pulls out a razor blade.  Reiser sees this and comes at Bryant.  Bryant swings with the razor blade, but Reiser knocks it out of her hand.  Reiser steps back, and with one swing, busts open Bryant’s eyebrow.  Reiser stands back as Bryant looks at the ref.  The ref calls for the bell as Bryant feels the blood dripping from above her eye.  Bryant snaps and charges the ref, and security runs in to pull her away.

Winner:  Beka Reiser
 

SFWF Women’s Championship Match
Tracy Holmoe vs. Megan Meyer

Holmoe walks out with Matt Miller, who has been bandaged up.  Holmoe waits for Meyer, but instead of coming from the entrance way, Meyer runs in through the crowd.  Meyer hops in the ring and is layed out with the Women’s belt.  The bell rings to start the match and Holmoe looks around.  Miller tells her to pin Meyer, and Holmoe does.  The ref counts the pin and the bell rings again to signify the end of the match.  Holmoe looks around and smiles, then walks off.  Meyer slowly comes to, realizes what happened, and charges after Holmoe

Winner:  Tracy Holmoe
 

Andres Torres vs. Owen Haubert

Owen and Ian Haubert both walk out to the ring.  Torres walks out alone, and the crowd starts chanting for ManKid.  Torres waves it off and gets in the ring.  The announcers talk about ManKid, and Torres overhears some of it as he enters the ring.  Torres hops out and walks over to the announce table, where he informs the announcers that Andres Torres is wrestling, and that ManKid is done.  The announcers comment on how great ManKid was, and how Torres should really look into that gimmick again.  Torres shrugs it off and enters the ring.  Torres runs at Owen, who trips Torres up.  Owen slaps Torres’ head a few times and picks him up.  Torres is spun around, and Owen flips him over with a belly to belly suplex.  Owen throws Torres to the mat and launches himself after.  Torres moves and Owen hits the rail.  Torres picks himself up and grabs a table from under the ring.  Torres sets the table up outside the ring and grabs Owen.  Torres places Owen on the table after a snap suplex, then climbs the turnbuckle.  Torres jumps off and frog splashes Owen, but Owen moves and Torres takes the brunt of the hit.  Torres rolls over, and Owen throws him in the ring.  Owen dropkicks Torres into the corner, where Torres staggers out from.  Owen clothelines Torres and applies a choke hold.  The ref runs over to break up the move, so Owen picks Torres up.  Torres is placed on the turnbuckle… POWERBOMB!!!  Owen points to his brother, and the crowd boos.  Ian hops on the apron, and helps Owen put Torres on the turnbuckle once again.  Ian jumps down, and Owen powerbombs Torres one more time.  Owen grabs Torres and puts him in the Iron Maiden, where Torres has no choice but give up.

Winner:  Owen Haubert
 

After the match:
Owen and Ian leave Torres in the ring.  Torres gets up, looks at the fans, and hears them chanting for ManKid.  Torres looks up to the ceiling and motions for a harness, at which point, Torres shoot back to the top of the building to a monsterous roar.  ManKid is back.
Meanwhile, Megan Meyer is backstage beating Holmoe up with the women’s belt.  Meyer stops and takes the women’s belt with her.
 

SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Title Match
Jim Peterson vs. Sam Larson vs. “Mr. Russell”

Larson and Peterson begin by grappling each other.  Russell runs over and clotheslines both men, sending Larson to the corner and Peterson to the mat.  Russell picks Larson up and sets him on the turnbuckle.  Larson kicks Russell and sends him to the mat, where Peterson gets up and drops a guillotine leg drop on him.  Russell slowly gets up and delivers the low blow to Peterson, while Larson runs around Russell and flips him over with a belly to back suplex.  Russell hits hard and Larson turns to Peterson, who is walking gingerly in the other corner.  Larson runs at Peterson… FLYING CROSS BODY BONCH!!  Larson goes for the pin, but Peterson kicks out just before two.  Larson picks Peterson up and sends him back down with a short clothesline, then turns his attention to Russell, who is just getting up.  Russell spears Larson, then throws Larson to the corner, where he spears him again.  Larson staggers out, and Russell hops on the turnbuckle.  Russell comes down and kicks Larson in the back of the head.  Russell climbs the turnbuckle once again, but Peterson hops up and grabs Russell, coming down with a diamond cutter.  Russell tries to get up, but meets a T-Bone Suplex by Peterson.  Peterson goes for the pin.  One… two… th… Larson breaks up the pin.  Larson picks Peterson up and slams him down in the corner.  Larson climbs the turnbuckle and jumps onto Peterson with a flying elbow.  Russell starts to get up now and grabs Larson.  Larson throws Russell over the top rope, where Russell crashes through the announce table.  Russell rolls over and climbs back in the ring, but this time, Peterson dropkicks him outside the ring again.  Peterson turns to Larson, who grabs Peterson and throws him to the corner.  Larson steps back and launches at Peterson with a dropkick.  Peterson staggers forward, but Larson kicks him back in the corner.  Larson props Peterson up on the turnbuckle… sets him up for the Bamf huracanranna… And goes for it!!  PETERSON GRABS AHOLD OF LARSON’S LEGS… SITDOWN POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!  PETERSON GETS THE PIN!!!   Peterson grabs the U.S. belt and stalks off.

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson stalks to his dressing room and bumps into Eric Swanson.  Swanson pushes Peterson into the wall.  Peterson takes offence and jumps after Swanson, and the two begin to brawl.  Security breaks it up and Swanson heads to the ring.
 

Corey Vilhauer vs. Eric Swanson
If Vilhauer loses, he is fired.

Vilhauer starts out on the offensive, sending Swanson back early.  Swanson tries to counter a kick, but is hit with an enziguri.  Vilhauer drops to his knees and spits in the face of Swanson.  Swanson, pissed, chases after Vilhauer.  Vilhauer taunts Swanson around the ring, until Swanson snaps and dives for Vilhauer.  Vilhauer moves and Swanson hits the mat.  Vilhauer grabs a chair from outside the ring and smashes it over Swanson’s head.  Swanson slowly gets up and delivers a low blow to Vilhauer’s family jewels.  There are more nut shots in this Pay Per View than a Scott Steiner match.  Anyway, Vilhauer staggers to the corner, where Swanson grabs him… piledriver.  Swanson follows by throwing the chair at Vilhauer, then kicking him in a version of the VanDaminator.  Vilhauer flips over the top ropes and lands on his back outside the ring.  Playing on this injury, Swanson climbs outside and picks Vilhauer up.  Swanson drills Vilhauer’s back into the corner of the steel stairs.  Vilhauer buckles and tries to get up, but can’t.  Swanson hops back in the ring and motions to The Sons of Sheetar.  No one shows up.  A camera is sent to the back, where we see Jason Hofer and Mary Campbell laid out near the entrance ramp in back.  Another shot shows Stepdaddy and Jim Peterson locking Ryan Swanson, Crispy, and Sam Larson in a room in back.  Swanson sees this on the jumbotron and becomes irate.  Swanson hops out of the ring and pulls Vilhauer in.  Swanson picks Vilhauer up.. CONJUCTIVITUS!!!  Vilhauer struggles for the ropes, but Swanson locks the move on tighter.  Backstage, Stepdaddy, Ray Kimal, and Jim Peterson have huddled around a television to watch the match.  They know that they cannot do anything to help Vilhauer.  Vilhauer reaches for the ropes again, but Swanson drops down… IRON LUNG!  Swanson gets really close to Vilhauer’s face… and spits in it.  Swanson goes for the pin, but just as the ref is about to count to three, Swanson lets up.  Good GOD!  Swanson is TOYING with Vilhauer.  Somebody stop the damned match!  Swanson climbs the turnbuckle… and comes down with a monsterous and lanky frog splash.  Swanson goes for another pin, but lets up one last time.  Swanson, finally, gives the signal for Murder One.  Swanson picks Vilhauer up… VILHAUER WRIGGLES LOOSE!!   Vilhauer kicks Swanson in the gut.  Backstage, Larson, Ryan Swanson, and Crispy break loose from their room and head to the ring.  Vilhauer looks around and hooks Swanson’s two arms… but Vilhauer is not strong enough and Swanson reverses the DDT.  Swanson sets up again for Murder One.  MURDER ONE!! Swanson sees Sheetar enter the ring and goes for the pin… one…two… th.VILHAUER KICKS OUT!!!  Swanson stands up and yells at the ref for counting too slow.  The rest of Sheetar just looks at Vilhauer and gapes.  Vilhauer gets up and throws Larson out of the ring.  Crispy attacks, but Vilhauer blocks it and DDT’s him.  As he is getting up, Vilhauer delivers… yes another one… a low blow to Ryan Swanson.  Vilhauer heads back to the corner, where Eric is staring at him.  Vilhauer staggers over to Eric.  Eric grabs Vilhauer and attempts a suplex, but Vilhauer wraps a leg around Eric and brings him down with a small package.  Eric kicks out after two and gets up.  Vilhauer, slowly, gets to his knees, looks and sees Eric, and punches him in the gut.  Eric lurches over, and Vilhauer hooks his arms over Eric’s head… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  The crowd explodes as Vilhauer hits the mat after Swanson and lazily drapes an arm over Swanson… one…two…three!!  Vilhauer wins!!  Peterson and Kimal run to the ring to help him back.

Winner:  Corey Vilhauer
 

Backstage:
As Corey Vilhauer is walking to the back, he sees Ian Haubert.  Haubert waits until Vilhauer passes, and smashes his World belt over Vilhauer’s head.  Vilhauer goes down again.
 

Main Event:
SFWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Ian Haubert vs. Stepdaddy

Haubert walks to the ring and cleans the sweat and blood off of the belt.  Stepdaddy follows to a monster pop.  Ian and Stepdady lock up.  Stepdaddy throws Ian to the ropes, but Ian knocks him down on the way back.  Stepdaddy tries again, but Ian stops him again.  Finally, Stepdaddy throws Ian to the ropes, but holds on and snaps Ian back for a short clothesline.  Stepdaddy picks Ian up and brings him down with a cradle suplex.  Ian slowly gets up and Stepdaddy bounds against the ropes.  As Ian steps up, he is met with a flying clothesline.  Stepdaddy picks Ian up, but Ian brings Stepdaddy down with an dragging armbar.  Ian turns it into a canadian crossface, causing Stepdaddy to reach for the ropes.  Ian lets go and picks Stepdaddy up.  Stepdaddy gets up and Ian dropkicks him to the corner.  Stepdaddy hits the corner and slumps down.  Ian goes for a bronco buster, but decides not to, since it is the stupidest move in wrestling today.  Ian instead puts a foot to Stepdaddy’s throat.  The ref runs over to stop the move, but Ian refuses.  Stepdaddy gets up and slaps Ian, who in turn, slaps Stepdaddy back.  The two start to brawl, and the ref pulls them apart.  Stepdaddy flips Ian off, who in turn, knocks the ref over.  Stepdaddy kicks Ian and comes down with a double underhook powerbomb.  Ian rolls over and sees that his brother Owen has hit the ring.  Owen spears Stepdaddy and gets up.  Ian sends Owen out of the ring and grabs Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy breaks up the grapple and brings Ian down to the mat.  Owen hops back in and kicks Stepdaddy in the back.  Stepdaddy smashes into the turnbuckle.  Ian sets Stepdaddy up and ties him up in the ropes.  Both men begin to pound on Stepdaddy.  This sends Rumpshaker Slim out to the ring.  Owen sees him and spears him as well.  Rumpshaker rolls outside, until Corey Vilhauer runs to the ring.  Vilhauer runs in and throws Owen out of the ring.  Vilhauer spins Ian around and pushes him into the ropes where Stepdaddy is.  Stepdaddy comes loose and grabs Ian… puts him on his shoulders… MOCHA DROP!!!  Vilhauer wakes the ref up and the ref counts… one… two…THREE!!!  WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMP!!  Stepdaddy grabs the belt as Vilhauer holds his hand high.  Vilhauer and Stepdaddy picks Rumpshaker up and all three walk off together.

Winner:  Stepdaddy
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson is seen rummaging through old files in the SFWF offices.  He comes across one and smiles.  “Your days are numbered, Eric.”
 

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