Mary Campbell vs. Crispy

The PPV starts out right away with our first match.  Campbell walks out first, followed by Crispy.  Crispy keeps telling Campbell that he didn’t rob her, but Campbell will not hear of it.  Campbell attempts to drop kick Crispy, but he knocks Campbell out of the way.  Campbell gets back up and low blows Crispy.  Crispy falls to his knees and cringes, while Campbell climbs the top rope.  Campbell jumps from the top rope, but Crispy moves.  Campbell hits hard, and Crispy picks her up and throws her to the corner.  Campbell runs at Crispy, but is treated to a boot to the face.  Campbell hits the deck.  Crispy picks Campbell up and executes his finisher, a powerbomb that rolls into a pin – the “diaper rash.”  Campbell is pinned.  Crispy gets up and insists he didn’t do anything.  Campbell just walks off.

Winner:  Crispy
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor is standing with Jason Hofer.  Hofer begins on a tirade about Wyatt Ensz and how his career has been made because of the “Hofer factor.”  He explains this by going through the numerous matches the two of them have had, and how Ensz was nothing before he started the feud.  Hofer then grabbed the mic from Taylor and began again.  “Wyatt Ensz will always be remembered for his mediocrity and boring in-ring style.  But what many people don’t remember is the way I put him over during the first SFWF cage match, nearly a year ago.  Wyatt may have defeated me, but it was the only stardom he was to have.  I made sure that everything he did would be nothing compared to that match.  Now he is trying to bask in my spotlight once again, and I really don’t appreciate it.  So, let’s not let anything like last week happen.  I’ve felt the last of your chair shots… but you can rest assured you will feel more of mine.”  Hofer walks away and Taylor asks about his match with Rumpshaker Slim.  Hofer doesn’t answer and keeps walking.
 

Survivor Series matchup
The Tall Boys/Owen Haubert vs. Tim Schumann/Cody Schlenker/Big Fresh

Haubert and Schumann start out in the ring together.  Schumann ducks a kick and counters with a kick of his own.  Haubert is knocked back to the ropes and comes back with a clothesline.  Schumann hits hard.  Haubert tags Matt Miller in, and Schumann gets up and goes to work.  Schumann and Miller trade punches for a while, then end up outside.  “Mr. Russell” hops off the apron and after Schumann.  Schumann sees this and ducks, sending Russell flying into the crowd.  Schumann turns around and is hit by a chair, courtesy of Miller.  Miller hops back in the ring and pulls Schumann after him.  Miller goes for the tarantula, but is unsuccessful as Schumann gets up and trips Miller.  Miller hits hard and Schumann sets him up.  CONJECTIVITUS!!!  Miller gives up.  Schumann runs over and tags Schlenker in as Russell gets in the ring.  Russell throws Schlenker to the ropes and comes back with a sidewalk slam.  Schlenker, while getting up, delivers the low blow, and Russell heads back to the corner, where he tags Haubert.  Haubert runs in, runs behind Schlenker, and drops him with a russian leg sweep.  This is followed by a texas cloverleaf, but Schlenker makes it to the ropes near the Tall Boys’ corner.  Haubert tags Russell back in, and Russell picks the downed Schlenker up.  Meanwhile, Haubert runs to the other side and pulls Big Fresh off of the apron.  The two of them rumble in the aisle.  Russell pulls Schlenker to the corner, hops on the second turnbuckle, and comes down with his PILEDRIVER!!!  Russell pins Schlenker.  Schumann bolts in the ring, but Haubert, seeing this, throws Russell a chain.  Russell grabs the chain and ducks Schumann’s big boot kick.  As Schumann turns around, Russell belts him with the chain, then throws the chain back.  The ref did not see any of this.  Russell pins Schumann.  This brings Big Fresh in.  Big Fresh goes after Russell with drop-kicks and light power moves.  Fresh then throws Russell to the corner.  Fresh climbs the turnbuckle… but Russell grabs Fresh and comes down off the turnbuckle with a hard powerbomb.  Russell goes for the pin… one, two, th – BIG FRESH KICKS OUT!!  Russell looks at the ref in disbelief as Big Fresh slowly gets up.  Fresh climbs the ropes and Russell goes to work on him again.  This time, Russell picks him up for a press slam, but Fresh falls behind Russell and grabs his head for a reverse DDT.  Fresh climbs the ropes and hits with a monstrous elbow.  Fresh goes for the pin.. and gets it!!  Haubert hops in the ring and the two of them start to fight all over the ring as the wrestling match turns into a brawl.  Haubert trips Fresh up and pulls the chain from his pants.  Fresh, sensing this, sweeps Haubert off his feet and pounces on him with a fury of punches.  Haubert rolls to the side, and Fresh throws him to the corner.  Stunned, Haubert stands there as Fresh pulls him up the turnbuckle.  Fresh goes up.. and comes down with a Huracanrana!  Fresh goes for the pin…He kicks out.  Fresh picks Haubert up again, but Haubert counters and spins Fresh around.  Haubert hits with a jawbreaker and goes for the pin.  The crows erupts as Stepdaddy runs to the ring and pulls Haubert off before the pin.  Haubert looks at Stepdaddy, and Stepdaddy smashes Haubert in the head with a chair.  Haubert stumbles back into Fresh, who rolls Haubert up for the win.  Haubert jumps out of the ring and chases after Stepdaddy as Big Fresh is joined by Schumann and Schlenker.

Winner:  Big Fresh
 

Backstage:
Owen Haubert is running through the arena looking for Stepdaddy.
 

BBBoIF championship ‘moving van’ match
Jason Hofer vs. Rumpshaker Slim

Cameras take us outside as Hofer and Slim are getting on top of the van.  This van is a flat topped van.  The top is surrounded with four small turnbuckles and a set of ropes.  The winner is determined only by throwing your opponent over the side ropes and off of the van.  The van is eight feet tall.  The windows of the van are tinted.  The driver starts up the van.  The path taken is a straight path lasting about 20 miles.  The van will be driven at 35 mph for the twenty miles, so there is a time limit of about 12 minutes.  Slim and Hofer start to go at it.  Hofer right away tries to throw Slim over, but Slim holds his ground and grabs the turnbuckle.  Hofer comes at him with a clothesline, and Slim slumps down.  Slim slowly gets up, but is met with a boot to the face.  Slim reels backwards and falls just short of the edge.  Slim crawls over the ropes and hangs on.  Hofer slowly walks over to where Slim is sitting, and Slim kicks Hofer’s legs out from under him.  Slim gets up, just as the van hits a bump.  Both Slim and Hofer hit the deck, with Hofer rolling to the front of the van.  Slim, seeing this opportunity, crawls over to where Hofer is and tries to push him off.  Hofer kicks back and gets up.  Hofer picks Slim up and tries for a coma-plex… and HITS IT!!  Slim is down!  Hofer rolls Slim to the edge, stands up, and kicks Slim over.  Hofer turns around to celebrate, but Slim grabs ahold of the edge.  Slim finally grabs a rope, as the van hits another bump.  Slim loses his grip and is now only holding on with one hand.  Hofer turns around and sees this.  Slim flips himself back onto the van and holds on to a turnbuckle.  Hofer runs at Slim.  Slim stomps on the top of the van hard, and the VAN SWERVES!!!  Hofer, losing his balance, runs into Slim.  Slim grabs him, AND BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!  Hofer flies over the top rope and hits the ground below!!!  Slim stomps again and the van turns around.  Hofer, in pain, rolls over to his stomach, and as the van drives by again, Slim jumps off the top and HITS HOFER WITH THE RUMPSHAKER DELUXE!!!  RUMPSHAKER WINS THE MOVING VAN MATCH!!!  Hofer slowly gets up and goes to the van.  As he gets to the driver’s door, it opens and slams him in the face.  The driver steps out… ITS WYATT ENSZ!!!  Ensz picks Hofer up and throws him to the side of the road.  Ensz hops back in the van with Rumpshaker and drives off.

Winner (and new BBBoIF champ):  Rumpshaker Slim
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor is standing with Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy comments on how he is going to officiate the match tonight fair and down the middle.  He also comments on how he has just called the local authorities to arrest Owen Haubert.  Stepdaddy says he is afraid for his life.  Stepdaddy then laughs and walks away.
Meanwhile, Megan Meyer and Breezy Bryant leave their locker room.  Inside we see Bianka Groves still tied up to a chair.
 

Survivor Series – Women’s Title Matchup
Tracy Holmoe/Breezy Bryant/Megan Meyer vs. Heather Curtis/Beka Reiser/Bianka Groves

This match starts out with all of the women in the ring at once, with the exception of Groves who is in back tied up.  By the time the ref gets the ring cleared, Meyer and Curtis are in the ring together.  Curtis goes for a back body drop, but Meyer reverses it and rolls up Curtis for the pin.  The ref counts the pin, but does not call for the bell as Reiser knocks him over as she goes for the save.  Curtis gets up and goes back after Meyer.  Meyer tags Holmoe in, and both Holmoe and Curtis wrestle around for a while.  After the two women are tiring, Curtis throws Holmoe to the ropes and as she comes back, connects with a power slam.  Curtis gets the pin and Holmoe is out… but Curtis technically isn’t even in the match anymore.  The announcers reluctantly call Curtis the new women’s champ.  Bryant hops in the ring and pins the exhausted Curtis right away.  Reiser hops back in, but Bryant and Meyer tag back and forth to tire Reiser down.  Reiser fights back and gets Bryant down, and tries for the fuckin’ figure four.  Bryant almost gives up, but Meyer runs to the other side, grabs Bryant’s arms, and rolls Bryant over.  Reiser, feeling the pain of the reversed figure four, gives up.  Bryant slowly gets up and Meyer hops in the ring to celebrate.  Curtis grabs the women’s belt and stomps off.  Bryant and Meyer begin to get out of the ring and the ring announcer starts to announce the winner.  Then, the Seasoned Meat theme starts up and Bianka Groves runs to the ring.  Groves knocks both women on their ass and throws Meyer out of the ring.  Groves hits Bryant with a piledriver, then goes after Meyer.  Both of them rumble outside of the ring, until Groves grabs a chair.  Meyer ducks the first chair shot, but Groves stops and smashes Meyer in the back of the head.  Groves pulls Meyer into the ring and gets the pin.  The crowd cheers a lot.  Meyer comes to and they fight all the way to the back.

Winner:  Bianka Groves
 

Backstage:
Mary Campbell is seen pacing back and forth.  Terry Taylor runs into her, and Campbell asks him if there is anyone who can help her.  Taylor asks why, and Campbell says that she needs to join up with someone if she is ever going to get anywhere in this league.
Meanwhile, at one of the arena entrances, a large orange truck pulls up.  From out of it steps Jason Hofer, looking battered and bruised.  He thanks the driver and walks inside.
 

SFWF Lightweight title match
Sam Larson vs. Wyatt Ensz vs. Les McLarty vs. Ryan Swanson

This match starts out with McLarty and Swanson going after each other.  Larson stands back and watches as the two of them fight in the corner.  Ensz, having the same idea, rolls to the outside of the apron.  McLarty throws Swanson to the corner, and as he comes back, Swanson clotheslines McLarty.  McLarty hits back in the corner where he slumps against the turnbuckle.  Swanson climbs the ropes, but McLarty reverses the position by picking Swanson up and putting HIM on the ropes.  McLarty climbs up and comes down with a superplex.  Larson hops to the floor and starts jawing with the announcers.  At about this moment, Jason Hofer walks to the ring.  Boos are heard everywhere.  Hofer walks over to where Ensz is now standing, right next to the ring stairs.  Hofer and Ensz get into a fighting match, and Hofer grabs a chair and smashes it over Ensz’ head.  Ensz falls down hard, and Hofer walks away.  After a few seconds, Ensz jumps up and runs after Hofer.  At about this time, Larson decides to get back into the match.  McLarty throws Swanson to the ropes, and Larson runs and connects with the Cross Body Bonch.  Larson goes for the early pin, but McLarty pulls Larson off.  McLarty picks Swanson up and sets him up on his shoulders.  McLarty then signals for Larson to clothesline him off.  Larson walks to the corner, then turns around and kicks McLarty in the gut.  McLarty fights back and soon all three men are brawling in the center of the ring.  McLarty grabs Larson, throws him to the ropes, and brings him down with a hip toss followed by a leg lock.  Swanson jumps on the turnbuckle and goes for a guillotine leg drop, but misses as both men jump out of the way.  Swanson hits hard and McLarty goes for the pin.  Larson throws him off and picks him up.  Larson runs to the ropes with McLarty’s head and comes down from the corner with a tornado bulldog type of ‘acid drop’ move.  McLarty is out, and Larson goes for the pin.  Wyatt Ensz runs back in from the back and hops on the turnbuckle.  Ensz hits Larson in the back of the head with a knee drop, and Larson flips onto his back.  As Ensz hops on Larson for the pin, Hofer runs out again and pulls Ensz off.  Ensz and Hofer brawl again.  Seeing both men down, Swanson heads up the ropes.  Larson starts to move, and Swanson gets down.  Swanson runs over to where Larson is, picks him up, and heads to the corner.  TORNADO DDT!!!  Swanson goes for the pin… one two three!!!  NO WAIT!!!  The ref only got to two and ¾ before Larson kicked out!!!  Swanson, outraged, hops up and starts yelling at the ref.  Larson jumps at Swanson and comes down with a BAMF HURACANRANA!!!  Swanson is down!!  Larson turns to pose, and runs in to McLarty, who has just gotten up!!!  GIANT DDT!!! RUNNING GIANT DDT FROM LES MCLARTY!!!  McLarty rolls Larson over to Swanson and pins both of them!! ONE TWO THREEE!!! McLarty is the new lightweight champ!!!

Winner (and new Lightweight champ):  Les McLarty
 

In the ring:
Jim Peterson comes out to the ring and calls out Tracy Holmoe and Heather Curtis.  Peterson says that he has been reviewing the tape, and Heather Curtis was in fact out of the match when she made the pin.  Therefore, Heather Curtis’ pin does not hold up, and Tracy Holmoe is still the Women’s champ.  Peterson takes the belt from Curtis and gives it back to Holmoe.  Peterson then announces that Heather Curtis and Tracy Holmoe will face each other at SFWF OnYourTrampoline: Bad Blood.
In the back, we see Owen Haubert being arrested by the Sioux Falls City Police.
 

SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Championship Match
Andres Torres vs. Ian Haubert

Torres walks to the ring, and is attacked from behind by Haubert.  Torres tries to get up, but Haubert grabs a microphone and starts beating Torres over the head with it.  Torres ducks a few blows, but eventually is smashed in the lip with the mic, causing blood to emit from the wound.  Haubert throws Torres into the rails, where Torres hits hard and splatters a family in the front row with Argentine blood.  Torres slowly gets up and crawls to the ring, with Haubert kicking him along.  Haubert hops in the ring, and Torres crawls in, and the bell is rung to start the match.  Torres props himself in the corner to catch his breath.  Haubert runs at him and hits with a knee to the face.  Torres slowly tries to get up, but Haubert is being relentless against Torres.  Finally, Torres crawls up, and Haubert runs at him again.  This time, though, Torres lifts his leg up and Haubert hits the floor.  Torres hops to the second rope and drop kicks Haubert as he starts to get up.  The crowd starts to get behind Torres as he picks Haubert up and drops down with a back drop.  Torres then picks Haubert up and throws him to the ropes.  Haubert reverses and throws Torres himself to the ropes, then hits with a cross body block.  Haubert picks Torres up and powerbombs him OUT OF THE RING!!!  Oh my god!!  Torres goes through the broadcasting booth and onto the floor.  Haubert cocks off for a while, then hops on the turnbuckle and jumps at Torres from the corner.  Torres stands up and knocks Haubert out of the way with a chair, then slowly gets inside the ring.  Haubert gets in right after, and the two of them, both now bleeding, start to brawl to the corner.  The ref tries to break the two apart, but they just push the ref away.  Haubert goes for a hip toss, but is blocked by Torres who turns it into a swinging neck breaker.  Torres hops to the second rope and flips onto Haubert.  Haubert tries to get up, but Torres keeps him down with kicks to his side.  Finally, as Haubert gets up, Torres throws him to the ropes – FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!!  Torres hits his trademark move!!!  Torres goes for the pin… one Two  THREE!!!!  Torres wins!  Torres grabs the U.S. belt and holds it high.  Torres kisses the belt and runs to the back.  Haubert slowly rolls out.

Winner (and new U.S. champ):  Andres Torres
 

Backstage:
We see Jim Peterson, Eric Swanson, and Stepdaddy all walking to the ring.
 

World Title vs. Presidency match
Eric Swanson vs. Jim Peterson
w/ special guest referee Stepdaddy

Stepdaddy enters the ring with his striped SFWF Ref shirt.  Swanson and Peterson meet in the center, where Stepdaddy lists off his rules.  Swanson and Peterson go back to their corners, and the bell is rung.  Peterson and Swanson circle each other for a while, then Swanson goes for a move.  Peterson hops out of the way and kicks Swanson to the ground.  Swanson hops back up and the two lock up.  Headlock.  Peterson reverses the headlock, then throws Swanson to the ropes.  The two men slam into each other and stare.  Swanson bounces back to come at Peterson again, but Peterson picks him up and powerslams him on his way back.  Swanson hops back up and Peterson hip tosses Swanson.  Swanson hops back up again and stands back this time.  Peterson, finally going for offense, lunges at Swanson and knocks him down with a forearm.  Swanson rolls to the outside and rests, while Peterson climbs the turnbuckle.  Peterson dives at Swanson, but Swanson sees it coming and drop-kicks Peterson on his way down.  Peterson smashes into the guard rail and Swanson pulls him inside the ring.  Peterson attempts a suplex, but Swanson, the fresher of the two, ducks out of the way and comes around behind Peterson.  He executes a series of rolling suplexes.  Peterson tries to kick out, but Swanson keeps it up with a series of snap suplexes.  Peterson kicks out of a pin attempt and Swanson tries for another suplex.  Peterson blocks it, runs around Swanson, and brings him down with a T-BONE SUPLEX!!  Peterson hops on the turnbuckle as the crowd erupts and signals for his Powerbomb!!!  Peterson turns around, sets Swanson up, and looks up to see Sam Larson running to the ring.  Peterson puts Swanson down and starts to yell at Larson.  Swanson hits Peterson with a low blow, and Larson laughs at him as he goes down.  Stepdaddy, seeing this, runs over to Larson and tells him to get the hell out of the ring area.  Larson refuses, and Stepdaddy grabs Larson and throws him out of the ring.  Stepdaddy turns around to see Swanson pinning Peterson.  Stepdaddy kneels down, looks at Swanson, and says ‘fuck you.’  Swanson, hearing this, jumps to attack Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy fights back and the two of them brawl to the outside.  Swanson goes for Stepdaddy outside, and Peterson flies over the ropes and hits him.  Swanson slams into the guard rail.  Stepdaddy grabs a mike and says that he is not going to count an unfair pin.  Peterson throws Swanson into the ring, sets him up for a powerbomb… but Swanson picks Peterson up by the legs and slams him down.  Swanson leans down, sets Peterson up… CONJECTIVITUS!!!  PETERSON GIVES UP!!!  Swanson comes down with the Iron Lung, sets Peterson up again… MURDERONE!!!  Swanson grabs his belt, turns to Stepdaddy, and grabs a mic.  “Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the newest SFWF President – MYSELF… ERIC SWANSON!!!”  Swanson walks to the back as Stepdaddy helps Peterson up.
 

Backstage:
A man is trying to get into the building.  Security throws him out, but he tells the officers that he will make it in there eventually, even if it takes all month.
 
 
 

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