| Chapter 1: Finding a new house After the second defeat of Gruntilda, the horrible, despicable, ugly, mean, thingy abob, (you get the point), Banjo and Kazooie rest in their rather uncomfortable, nice, sweet, black, sooty cottage which was blasted by the disgusting, horrible, despicable, ugly, mean, (Do I have to throught this again?) witch, (bad guy music) Gruntilda. Gruntilda, of course had been defeated twice by the trusty Banjo who went to save his friend Bottles, of course, with the help of his not-so-trusty sidekick, Kazooie, and blew her head off. After this, no one knew what happened to that head... "We need a new house!" "But Kazooie, I was just getting used to this place." " I don't care, Banjo, we need a new place to live and we need one now!" " Well, let's see, there's Bottles..." " Never, that goggle bum would never be a good house companion." " Of course, there's Jamjars..." " No, no, no! He's even worse, he lives in a hatch, for goodness sake!" " Mumbo?" " Nah, skull head's skull wouldn't fit me" " Hmmm, there's..." " Wait, I know! Let's go to that old witch's lair!" " I don't know, Kazooie, that could be dan..." " Dangerous, Schmangerous, who cares, its decided, we go to Grunty's Lair!" (The pair leave their old home and as they open the door...) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" " Hi Mumbo, what are you doing here?" " Mumbo come looking for bear and bird" " Shut up Skull boy, we're moving to grunty's lair." " No, no, no, bear and bird must not do that, Mumbo had dream, dream say that Grunty will return, and as well as witches two sisters." "Hmmm, I think we'd better stay here, Kazooie." " No way, I'm going there no matter what." Meanwhile... In a dark, old rusty laboratory, an eerie light glows and a cackling sound is heard. " Fix bad bird and bear this will, and lesson it will teach" " But why all the fun Grunty gets, and for us no fun. Squashed by big weights we were, so revenge we should also seek." " Be quiet, Bobby, Trying my new body I am, with it I'll create a BAM!" " Many times we have told you, stop your rhyming words, for annoying it is" " Sorry darling Mingy, but it is fun, to think of what this body will have done." " Stupid Grunty is, body fit her it does not" " How dare you say that, this body's great, shut up or I'll put your head on a plate" " Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" " Grunty you naughty thingy, destroyed Mingy you have" " Don't complain Blobby, I can destroy you too, but first I'll have to go to the loo" " On you go, Grunty, but poor Mingy sits here, with out her head" Back on Spiral Mountain... Banjo and Kazooie are inside the original lair of Grunty. They are met by Cheato, Grunty's old spell book. " Hello bear and bird, and shaman too, except for this room, all the entrances are blocked, by rockslides. All the level entrances are closed, and no more puzzle pictures exist." " What!!! are you telling me, you pile of useless paper, that we can't go to Treasure Trove Cove and type in your cheats, which even I admit were helpful when we whipped Grunty's ***" " No, no, it is not so, there is in fact a secret cheat code place which was set up here by Grunty. Next Chapter...................................... |
| The Attack of Gruntybot! |
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