| Herman the Robot |
| Bar@muMu |
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| "Free Your Mind" |
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| 07 -15- 03 |
| By: David Kester |
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| Herman's Journal |
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| Let me tell you about the time I got arrested for internet money scams. I had it all worked out so perfectly. All the money would filter right into my secret evil bank account in Canada. But because I got ROBOT RON involved, who now insists I spell his name with all capitol letters, my plans were RUINED. All he needed to do was drop off seven bombs without being seen. I know, seven, that's all. Not 15 bombs. Not 23 bombs. Just seven. Do you think he could handle that? Of course not, he forgot what he was doing right after he left my house, just I explained everything. He was picked up walking down freeway I-18 with bombs in hand. He was talking to himself too, probably about street ninjas, his new favorite ninjas. They're like regular ninjas but just street. When the police asked Ron what he was doing with the bombs he said he was going to kill a million people for Robot Frank, information he just volunteered. He's a good guy like that. So we both got thrown in jail, but it was cool because the next day we met this evil genius who helped us escape. Funny, because I think it might be the same evil genius that kipnapped Bob G.'s wife a few years back. They never found her. - Herman |
| 07 -16- 03 |
| You know someone told me that I talk to much...well not really I'm just here for you who needs talking cuz Herman the Robot rules the world...HEY is that a sucker stuck on my shoe...mmmmm yummy! |
| 07 -28- 03 |
| I heard that spies lurk around dark corners and they haunt you in your sleep even if your looking you can't see them, but they can see you. they aren't the kind that kill they are the kind that sneak up behind you and touch your back. So that you turn around and say yessss...??? they are sneaky and strange...be careful they will bite you if your not careful...If you need assistance with these sneaky pants spies just call me...I will send out my brother and his gang...He has a gang of Machine Gun Robots that he like to get revenge on people with...see I don't know much about his organization but I will help in everyway that I can - hermano |
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| 01 -28- 04 |
| Yeah so this guy came up to me the other day and told me that his face was green. I said "sir clearly your face can't be green!" He told me "How would you know, your just a bloody robot!?" I was shocked as his comment and thought it to be quite rude. Therefore I grabbed the normal faced man and tossed him into the street where he was quickly ran over by an oncoming 18 wheeler. Serves him right to insult a robot of my stature. I didn't go to Harvard for 6 years for nothing. Why, if I had my say in it I would have said well of course your face is green and ugly, your an itellectually challenged human. Unlike me the respectable, honored scholar of a robot! |
| 04 -22- 04 |
| Everyone on the street seem to ponder the question...Is Herman the Robot a "SKA - BOT," well the answer is clearly yes...I have a wild side.. I skank all night to the sound of the up beats. My favorite attire is Checks so I guess you could call me a "SKA - BOT" just don't call me a "GAY - BOT" because then all the gay robots would try to do me in the booty, which is gross. I mean who's gay in the robot world anyway sheeeesh.... well thats all i'm tired I need to recharge my battery...adios - Herman |
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