“This has been the best Christmas present ever!”

“For 9 years, our moms were the lunch moms and art teachers. We knew where everyone lived. What the family car was. We were like family…”

“Who is that?”

“Who?”

“You put a what on Frankie’s car?”

“Is he married?”

“Is she married?”

“Are you sure you’re married?”

“Where’s the hookers?”

“Another round of shots for you Rob!”

“OMG! There goes the shirt.”

“I didn’t know I sat at the X-rated table!”