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                                                         bikram, oh bikram, i am so sore
                                                         bikram, oh bikram, i can't do this anymore!
                                                         bikram, oh bikram, sweat is stinging my eyes
                                                         bikram, oh bikram, are you telling me lies?

                                                         you tell us that this is good for us
                                                         you tell us that we can do it
                                                         but the heat is rising and my breaths come out in gasps
                                                         ok, ok, i'm just being a lazy ass.

                                                         i do feel better about myself
                                                         it's good to do something with my time
                                                         but as soon as my muscles get tight and hot at night
                                                         all i can do about it is whine.

                                                         but bikram studio, you're so expensive
                                                         how can i continue?
                                                         oh wait, i just checked the mail
                                                         and got the coupon you gave us to use

                                                         oh bikram, bikram, bikram
                                                         i want to dedicate myself but it's so so hard
                                                         oh bikram, bikram, bikram,
                                                         i want to be a size small, not medium or large

                                                         i don't know how to end this
                                                         how can i do it eloquently?
                                                         oops i gotta go, i gotta go
                                                         i gotta go pee.

                                                         ~another ode, by sarah lee

                                                        
have a wonderful weekend, everybody!
friday 14 march
xanga
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