a group of scu graduates decided to go on a graduation trip. since i lived among them and became pretty good friends with some of them thru the years, they invited me to come along. days were filled with exploration and night busy with gambling, hot tubbing, drinking and partying. there were about 20 kids in our group and one night, all of us decided to get wasted and dance the night away. shot after shot and in a few minutes we all had a pretty good buzz going except for one girl, that i'll name M. she was drunk. actually she was beyond wasted. she had about 4 or 5 drinks from what i remember. at the club there were couches and love seats all round for people to chill. she couldn't even sit on the couch, and when she did attempt to, she fell over. her eyes were glazed over when she could open them, but for the most part, they were closed with drunkiness. us girls decided to take her to the bathroom because she looked like she needed a good yak while the guys keckled with laughter. we carried her up and got her to the bathroom. i went back to the bar and got her a glass of water. when i got back to the bathroom, m was laying there next to the ivory throne looking as if she were taking a nap. since there were other girls closer to her helping her out, i decided to leave the over crowded bathroom and left the glass of water by the sink. i didn't know m that well, and she looked like she was well taken care of so i left them and joined my friends outside. i didn't see m for the rest of the night.
early the next morning, we got a phone call in our cabin. my roommate picked it up and we heard her say in shock, "what.. are you kidding me.... no way!" susan got the whole story, hung up and relayed the story to us.
'last night after the girls cleaned up m, they decided to take her back to her cabin to sleep it off. the girls couldn't carry her tho, so some of the guys went and took her down to the elevator and attempted to carry her to her room. after a few feet, they were really tired and they couldn't carry her anymore. they were a bit drunk too, you know? the guys ended up dragging her by her feet down the hallway with her arms flayed and hair flowing from under her. Finally they put her to bed and partied the rest of the night.
this morning one of m's roomates saw these thing on the side of m's bed. he got close and inspected. he couldn't believe it, but there laying next to m's bed were two pieces of poo. he called up patrick, patrick went into the room and confirmed it. 2 pieces of poo. one was about 4 inches and the other about 6.'
the guys who took her to her room said that they just put her into bed with all of her clothes fully intact. she was still fully dressed in bed... so the hemeroidal question on the boat for the rest of the trip, and ones that we will all wonder for the rest of our lives... how did the poo come out so perfectly onto the floor? what the HELL was m dreaming about that night that caused her to sh!t over the side of the bed? oh and what did she use to wipe her ass with?
girls, have a wonderful trip! hope you come back with a story JUST LIKE THIS ONE!
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