Title: Business and Pleasure
Author: Debb
Rating: PG
Show/Pairing: LOCI B/A
Synopsis: This is how I think Bobby handles being bored at work.
Disclaimer: I love Vincent D'Onofrio AND Kathryn Erbe, and if being sued will help me get their attention, I'd welcome it!
Thanks to Kara, my beta reader, for beta reading.


"Alex?"

"Hmm?"

"I'm tired of doing paperwork."

"I really don't know how to help you with that."

"Wanna go interview a suspect?"

"When you're done over there."

"Wanna... go talk to one of your sources?"

"When you're done over there."

"I don't want to be done over here. It's boring over here. What are you doing?"

"My own work."

"Which consists of what?"

"You know, you can talk to me and fill out paperwork at the same time. Or, you could just fill out the damn forms."

"I'm writing..."

"Yeah."

"I am."

"Gettin' anywhere?"

"No."

"Writin' with the pointy end?"

"Yes. I would pay you to do this for me."

"No. If I finish before you, I'm taking an officer to interview suspects. I suggest you get that pen moving, buster."

"It is moving."

"Slowly. Very slowly."

"You're picking on me."

"You're not working."

"I'm trying to distract you from working."

"You're not succeeding. I'm still working, even though you're not."

"Let's take a long lunch."

"Let's get back to work."

"I'd rather be at home. At your place. With you in the bed-"

"People can hear you!"

"Wearing that black lace-"

"Bobby!"

"I've been whining for two hours, nobody's listening to me. You wearing that black lace thing with the stockings and the little skirt. I love that thing. I'd take the stockings off fir-"

"If you finish your paperwork, we can take a long lunch. Stop staring at me!"

"Will you wear-"

"Yes."

"Good. It's a date."

"Now you're willing to work."

"I have something to look forward to."

"You had that before. I haven't said no yet."

"Yes, but now you'll take orders."

"Don't worry. I'm already planning my revenge."

"Promise?"

"You bet your ass I do."

"Does it involve handcuffs?"

"No!"

"If I say please?"

"You want me to cuff you to the bed and-"

"You're blushing."

"Let's finish this later. You've stopped working again."

"Okay. I'm going to hold you to that."

"Nothing but business from now until lunch, or you're not getting any. Lunch!"

"Nobody's listening to us."

"Somebody is always listening. Shut up."

"What are you gonna do to me if-"

"Stop it!"

"Sorry. I'll be good. For half an hour."

end.