Harry and Seven, Sittin' in a
Tree....
Ok, so you can't
see Seven of Nine, She Who Was Borg And Is Now Just A
Really Cool Cyborg Chick sitting in a tree doing
anything.
Well, you're wrong. Let me put
forth a hypothesis.
The crew is embarking on a much
needed shore leave, and SON, SWWBAINJARCCC (i'm not typing
it out again. Ever.), always willing to explore her human
side, has agreed to go along. To observe humans at rest in
an environment different from the one she is accustomed to.
Reasonable so far, yes?
Now, while she would never climb up into a tree on her own,
if she comes across Harry Kim already sitting up there, she
would undoubtedly ask him why he was doing it. In
which case he would explain that he likes it up there, and,
of course, invite her to join him.
She refuses, on the grounds that climbing trees is a waste
of time, and anyway, it's irrelevant, at which point Harry
would point out that this whole excursion was irrelevant,
and since she was there anyway, she might just as well
climb the tree.
Seven, realizing that the rest of her life might well be
spent in irrelevant and otherwise idiotic pursuits since,
in a moment of insanity, she had decided to travel with a
ship full of humans decides she might as well just
play along and climbs the blasted tree.
Up at the top, sitting next to that Loveable Ensign with
the Cute, Squishy, Wonderfully Pichable Cheeks (no, i am
not anyones grandmother. Don't tell me you haven't thought
about pinching those cheeks. The ones on his face
that is!) and he reminds of of that time she mentioned her
willingness to "Explore her human side".....
Well. i think you can go the rest of the way
yourselves.
I've exhausted that bit, i need a new
one. This whole page, in case you've missed it, is done
entirely on the spur of the moment. And, while i am sure i
will go back and add a few embellishments to make it look
better (like more Harry/Seven smooching pics, not that
there are all that many :(, and maybe a background and
stuff) but, because i am a lazy person, will undoubtedly
not even bother to check the spelling, and since i type
faster than my WebTV sometimes, you probably have no idea
what's going on anyway. And you know what? I don't care. So
long as i'm having fun, and all that.
heheheee.....
**SMMMMMMMMMMMMOOCH!!**
(How many of you were waiting for
that?)
Hey! YOU!!!
Yeah, you! In the pink shirt! Who does your laundry? Didn't
your Momma tell you NOT to wash the reds with the whites?!
Pink is a very depressing color, you know. Or so i've
heard.
Ok, back to K/7. I don't write slash fanfic, By The Way (i
detest abbreviations on a page of this sort. What if the
person reading it doesn't know what it means? He'll be
LOST!). I don't write it 'cause i suck at it. My favorite
food is Pinto Bean Soup. Prefferably cooked with a great
big ham bone. Now that you know a little about me (and i've
stolen at least two pics off of my sister's site... wait.
three. i know she has a mini sucker
somewhere....)
(mini sucker... get it?
Sucker... heh... heh.... sorry. *cough* Moving
on.
Now, down to the semi-serious (as much
as possible in my present frame of mind) disscussion
(one-sided tho it be) of evidence indicating that Seven
should get with Harry (assuming they haven't already, since
i don't get to WATCH Voyager anymore!).
Reasons Seven should get with Harry LIST
01. They already work together most of the time anyway
02. Most of the major technical accomplishments on the ship
have been a Harry/Seven project
03. Seven is willing to "explore her human side" with
Harry.
04. They built an entire Astrology Lab together!
05. Harry is almost always involved with Sevens attempts at
socialization.
06. I WANT THEM TO!!!
07. There wouldn't be any point to this list otherwise.
08. They look so cute together! ~Pepper~
09. Seven really needs to get out of the cargo bay, she might as well move in with Captain Ki.... er Ensign Kim. ~Pepper~
10. If Harry doesn't make his move soon, Neelix is going to start getting ideas about everyone's favorite borg. ~Pepper~
11. Seven wants to skip all the talk and get right down to business, she's any man's dream! ~Pepper~
12. She needs to get with someone, ANYONE before she discovers the doctor's much discussed "subroutines" that he added to his program. ~Pepper~
13. Harry is the only person with a good enough sense of humor to meow at Seven whenever she enters the room. ~Pepper~
14. Resistance is futile, he WILL be assimilated!!! NOW! ~Pepper~
Wanna add to my list? mail me at
Barbie_Of_Borg@webtv.net
Oh yeah.... and to finish off my title.... K-I-S-S-I-N-G !!!
The above meaningless space is there so you can stare at my background until your eyes hurt or you figure out what it is.
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