Why I love Brian-Because he is a complete ass (like myself), and together we go out of our way to annoy people (mostly Jill). And he is the only person who can burn as loud as I can.
Brian's title-"Fair Shitzu of the Misty Afternoon", and any other random collection of words I can pull out of my ass.
Why I love Ned-Ned is the most ghetto white male I've ever met. I can honestly say that, out of all of the men I know, he is the only one who can pull off a complete camouflage skirt ensemble, as well as a white fro.
Ned's title- Frida Slave... I'm sure some of you understand what I mean.