eunuchs

            Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
                                                 ~ Medea

BRING ON THE EUNUCHS!!

Think about it ~ After running on a moderate centralist platform, and illegally being handed the keys to The Big House, GW has taken off the mask and said “fuck you” to all the females of America, and pretty much the rest of the world with his recall of funding for Planned Parenthood, et all, and his anti-everything-but-white-fundamentalist-males henchman nominee John Ashcroft.

Ok, so if they have their selfish – no clue in Hell about being female – ways, that will leave us with what choices really? Hmm? Let’s see: Bush has already proven himself to be King Hypocrite with his anti-abortion stance, having not only committed statutory rape with a 15 year old, but getting her pregnant and paying for the subsequent abortion. Ashcroft is not only anti-abortion, but also anti-birth control.

ANTI-BIRTH CONTROL. Let’s look at that for a moment. No: IUD’s, No Pill (which help in all manner of ways beyond simply preventing pregnancy – like lowering your risks for ovarian cysts, ovarian and uterine cancer, and pelvic infections. It is also the most common treatment for endometriosis.) No sponge, no Norplant inserts or Depro-Provera injections, not even the old diaphragm or (dare I say it?) CONDOMS.

No Condoms? Ok, so much for preventing the spread of HIV/AIDS and any other STD.

So, what exactly is AssCrack, I mean Ashcroft thinking? That women should only have sex to “BEGET” the species?   And the men, are they supposed to follow the same rules? (oh yeah, right.) I don’t think he has really thought it out thoroughly.

Mr Ashcroft: Do you have any idea what kind of war you’d have on your hands if you tell the women of the 21st Century they aren't allowed to:

                                      HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE?

Are you insane????? Especially those gals 35+??? Oh nooooooo. Fat chance pal! The Great Clinton Cock Hunt was nothing! You’ve never seen a cock hunt like this would be. It would be a hormonally induced bloodbath, and I don’t mean just menstrual!

So, I am sure he doesn’t mean that.   They keep telling us he’s not a monster, right?

Well ladies, it is the only solution I can see really. Bring on the eunuchs! (I don’t mean in the complete sense like The Castratti, just the technical sense.) They have been very popular in wealthy societies throughout history. Keep them clean, test them often, and pay them well. There could be schools…. They must be trained professionals.

Well guys? Think about it, lots of sex, with no emotional baggage, and the procedure is reversible these days. Think how impressive it would sound to a woman if they knew you’d been professionally trained in how to specifically please a woman. “Yes, I have a Masters from the University of Eunication.”

Hello! Sounds kinda perfect to me.