Say No to
Barn!
Symptoms:
- A desire to watch the show
"Green Acres"
- Reeking of manure,
hay, soybean, milk or turkey litter
- Words creeping into the
vocabulary such as "ya'll, mighten, iffen, ole' gal (in reference to an
animal)
- Driving an old beat up
truck just so you can haul a bale of hay or two all the
time
- Asking everyone you know
to come look at your prize animal
- Leaving the house at odd
hours (usually around 5 am and 5pm) to go out and be with the black and white
cows for hours on end claiming to be getting something worth money out of
them
- Spending countless dollars
on red paint and metal weathervanes
- Claiming you don't have
enough storage space and need to build "supthim"
- Complains about how
horrible public tap water tastes
- Having the urge to explain
to everybody where their McDonalds burger ACTUALLY came
from
If any other
symptoms arise, please email the web master at the link on the
homepage!!
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