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I’m sure you’ve heard a chilling story And a horror tale or two Well I have one that’s ultra scary And cross my heart, this one is true It happened on a stormy night When I was home alone All around dogs howled in fright I could hear the sound of crunching stone It was footsteps walking just outside There came a tapping on my window I jumped, I ran, I went to hide From my kitchen came a ghostly glow I shivered, I shook, I gasped and groaned As I crouched in a bedroom cupboard Then closer, closer, a creature moaned I heard it slowly draw a sword The lights flickered, flashed and blew The smoke alarms went beep I smelt the stench of burning stew Had the reaper come to reap? Oh no, I am too young to go To the great theme park in the sky I would not take this lying low I would ring my mum to say goodbye I took my mobile in my hand And rung my mum to ask for help There came a growl, a grumble and… Then I heard the monster stop and yelp With my mighty mobile help aloft I opened up the cupboard door And saw Bill Gates from Microsoft Lying still upon the floor Ah ha, revenge, it finally came For all the times my computer died And now I know Bills true game He is an alien… I have not lied |