The Divine Treasury Welcome to...
The Divine Treasury
Maintained by
Phleg, Son of Kweldar.
Phleg in his days as a famous Ferengi DaiMon.
Welcome to the Divine Treasury, a website I was forced to create after being stranded in Earth's past due to a transporter accident. That Ktaran assured me it wasn't faulty... But I digress. I am stranded here, with you pathetic hew-mons, and very little chance of returning to Ferenginar. Ugh. Your food is terrible... although I do like frog's legs and snails. But how can you live without tube grubs?
But food is not your only problem. Your profit-making abilities are nearly as bad as the Klingons', not to mention your predilection for warfare that threatens the existence of a poor Ferengi like me! So I have taken it upon myself to teach you low-life, profit-hungry hew-mons the value of profit.
Each month I will reveal the wisdom of one of the Rules Of Acquisition to you, using the extensive notes I made before leaving Ferenginar. You must understand that I would not normally betray these sacred rules to mere hew-mons, but I'm under a lot of pressure here, and (rule 96) Every Man Has His Price.
So grab a Chigger-burger™ and listen to what I have to say. But, please remember: Satisfaction Is NOT Guaranteed.
This Month's Rule of Acquisition
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