barrys favorite internet world wide web-site connections that employ the hyper text transfer protocol (http) abilities to connect to various servers as listed below
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joe says, "in an intastella burst i am back to save the universe!"

affiliated sites this will scroll you toward the bottom of the page, until youre EXACTLY at the place where the special links are. oh, the wonders of HTML 4.0!!

suggested sites this will scroll you toward the bottom of the page, much like the above, until youre at the place where links submitted by others are. these are all links that suck, cause if you submit a link that rocks, i take credit for discovering it. UPDATE: for some reason this doesnt work. i wrote the link/target the exact same way as the other two, but as of 3/25/01, its not working. just scroll down, you lazy ass.

Benny Tjahyono's Super Fun Page! this is Benny's page. he is an indonesian and he has a really super fun site. he'll stop responding to your emails after like the first 6, so dont try to be his friend. as Benny puts it: "Ok! To you good luck!" what an asshole.

buggerman i asked buggerman to be my new best friend. i hope he says yes.

http://britannia.avalon.net/~drno another really funny site out there that doesnt get the publicity it deserves. maybe its better that way. no, its not. GO TO IT.

fun and games homepage this is my favorite show and it will soon rule all television. right now it is only on the comcast public access channel, but just you wait. just you wait.

collegehumor.com i bet yall knew about this one. some of my pussy friends were all like "theres nothing funny about a little girl getting hit by a train." and they bitched for a while about someone laughing at something like that. but there is funny content a plenty, and theyre all losers. dont listen to them. listen to me. I AM NO LOSER.

hickory farms the source of beef logs, cheese logs, and all things wholesome. uncooked sausage makes me sick. just the smell of it...good god.

matts page this page really, really sucks. this guy named matt blatently ripped off mr. blue from my page and passed it off as original. then the bastard won worst of the web for it. i hate matt moore. send him mail conveying hateful feelings.

hugh charmichael he used to stalk celebrities on the internet. that was awesome. now hes all into killing folks and shit. but the psycho is funny!

Max McGee's Pointless Shit Page max mcgee produced a damn good site. hes just starting out, so youd do well to wait about a month before you visit. not that he doesnt have good stuff now, but you know, just not much there.

kristi wilsons page kind of sucks, but shes got some pics of her and some friends at the lake. krisi is hot, see, so a lake enviorment would mean boobie exposure...maybe...just, never mind.

the hoover wind tunnel website did you know hoover has a line of vacuum cleaners that dont even use bags? i didnt either!! its the revolutionary wind tunnel vacuum cleaner! no more messy bags to fuss with! heres how the Twin Chamber System works. heavy dirt entering the machine is drawn into the empty chamber and is kept there by a permanent prefilter, located between the two chambers. the prefilter allows only finer particles of dirt to pass into the second chamber, where they are trapped by a HEPA (yes, HEPA!!!) filter with a self-shedding surface. Because the particles tend to shed from the HEPA filter, there is less build-up of dirt to clog it and restrict air flow. this helps provide longer cleaning performance.

but what the hell do i know? go to the website and theyll explain it for you.


SPECIAL AFFILIATE PAGES! I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE PAGES!!

yes, i did.

Mr. Humphrey's Page of Happiness this page i made that everyone calls me a loser for cause they dont understand it. fuck them.

The Amelia Fan Club people call me a loser for this one too. im pretty sure thats why they call me a loser. yes, thats the sole reason they call me a loser. shut up.

Puppies Hate Me!! im gonna go ahead and take credit for this one...

I hate Greg Thornton and this one too, while im at it...

The Jixby Phillips Page-o-Fun and what the hell, ill claim this one too.


SUGGESTED LINKS

"http://www.mypenis.com cuz..u know u want my long penis" from erik. this would be a pretty good site if it werent complete bullshit. not that i tried anything here, cause you know, why would i need it? im not the one with the small penis. im just trying to help you out.

"this is coo anime website i like it it is where u can find lots of good pictures" from alex. not good pictures here. drawings of dead naked chicks here.


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