ok, here it is. the no-bullshit guide to the beef/cheese log. you dont have to wait for all those damn pictures to load on the main page, or be misled by badly placed text. you know what im talking about. this is what i think is the quality work on the page. you may not agree. anyway i got the fire shit here, in no real order...
evil cows everywhere!
this has to be the most work michael has ever put into a page. he hunted down the pictures himself and actually previewed the page before saving it, making corrections and whatnot. the result is a page with a few less spelling mistakes and a little more pleasing layout. he has done no major work on the page since.
50 things barry likes
folks liked this page too, probably cause its interactive.
mr blue and his prancing pony
this idea was taken from my old page, where mr blue danced to a cheap midi and the javascript alert came up when you touched him. the pony is new. i havent been able to find the original midi, so ive left it without music.
ask us stuff and we answer page
this was probably the most popular page. again, because its interactive i guess. the questions are mailed to me and i decide if theyre worth publishing. if they werent directed to me, then i forward them to michael. or even jackie in one case. i think we just got sick of it and, unless the question inspires me, i just deleted them. lately we have been updating much more than usual, so all questions will probably be answered. dont ask stupid shit. thanks.
how to be a true arkansan redneck
this is one of michaels few creations. its only really funny if you realize how true it is to the backwoods uncle we all have down here in arkansas.
money cars and hot chicks
michaels plan for getting rich. pretty funny stuff.
why peanut m&ms suck (and they do)
i started this page with no intention of pissing anyone off, but it stirred some emotions for some reason. apparantly the fans of peanut butter m&ms feel strongly about their candy. unfortunately this page was tainted by jackie. but of course she is gone now, and we can all rest a little easier. shut up.
behind the scenes
this seemed like a good idea, it was just incredibly tedious. the idea was to give everyone a look at what michael and i say to each other when we plan these pages. it was supposed to be updated weekly, like with other pages that would be added. kind of like so you could see the origin of the new pages. we both thought we were funny and the things we said were funny. you may not. but this is the only true improvisational work we have done.
fun and games
pretty basic page until i added the cruelly hard javascript game. i wrote the code myself, so i know how to win.
THE SCANNER ARRIVES...
the store | fun with baseball cards | quarter page | gogurt page
i got my scanner off ebay (40 bucks!) at about the end of the summer. which meant at the time i was getting up fairly early and going to bed early. that left me with long, uneventful days, perfect for making pages like these. the gogurt page was made recently on a painfully boring sunday afternoon. people have told me these are the best ive done. so they go here. on this page.
garry greene is my hero
jixby says this page is funny. jixby says this may be the best page ive ever done. jixby says this page belongs in this guide. i dont agree, but as his catamite, im in no position to argue. thats how it goes in the catamite/perverted middle aged guy world. sigh...
BECK BUTT KICKS ASS!
"beck butt" is becca hedges, an old fan of the log who has big boobies. i know because ive seen her. and humped her. we're still trying to figure out the point of this page...
Jackie's top 10 movies and why!
pretty self-explanitory. i think this page lost jackie any supporters she might have had. it was even featured (kind of) on the Jixby Phillips Page-o-Fun ("Jackie's Top 10 movies?? What the FUCK???" -Jixby).