Knowing Me, Knowing You...
Welcome, my sons...
Exercise Related Material
Module OneModule Two
Module Three
Assignment Related Material
Assignment OneAssignment Two
Assignment Three
Follow the path to the promised land of website links...
- Alan Shearer: Angel of the North - If god had a name, what would it be? Alan Shearer, of course!
- Football 365 - The best English soccer site on the net
- Kok Weeuk - Are you a sheep and follow Manchester United? You'll be in good company here...
- Player Profile - Darren Jarman - Step aside Mary MacKillop and behold, the almighty Fud. Visit the great man.
- Fold Up Decoys - Looking for fake ducks with attitude? This is the place to go!
Coming soon...
- Experience the collection of recording genius that is T.A.P.E, Super Tape and the Tape of Fantastic.
- Understand why Liverpool are perhaps the luckiest club in the history of mankind.
- Learn that the only place you'll be applying for after an Arts degree is Centerlink.
- Realise that beret's are for French people, Saddam Hussain and Frank Spencer.
- Follow uncle Jamie's guide to social acceptance.
- Become an instant Nostrodamus with my quick how to guide.
Quote of the month
'I'm not sure how many women I had on holiday, four or
five, but I know it was the wrong thing to do.'
Newcaslte midfielder Kieron Dyer, who was caught making amateur porn movies on his holdiday last year.
And who says footballers can't be role models?