Name: Benjamin M. Magno
D.O.B: March 18, 1975
Hobbies: Stuff, things, Whatnot
To anyone wanting to know stuff about me: Grab a frying pan, thump yourself in the head(lightly at first). Still want to know about me? Try it again, only a little harder this time.
All right. You obviously want to know a little about me, or really hate yourself. Either way, we can stop the cranial abuse now.
I'm a workaholic. Probably the laziest one you'll ever meet. It doesn't help with rheumatoid arthritis draining me and causing severe pain from time to time. I don't work at the job I hate anymore. I work at a different job I hate, for no money. Anyone remember my apology page? I basically turned my website into a long apology letter, as I felt bad for being a telemarketer. I had been managing a bunch of them, now I'm not. Sometimes I feel like I'm being punished karmically. When I leave, my sould should be cleansed.
I have an odd sense of humor, which you may have noticed if you've talked to me for more than 5 minutes, or read anything that I write.
In addition to being an all-around neat(as in groovy, I'm very untidy) guy, I have hobbies. I like to draw, play guitar(though I have near crippling stage fright) and hike, and a plethora of other things as well.
To all you devoted fans of me, or anyone else who is reading this far out of sheer boredom or self hatred, I am living with a woman way too pretty for me. Ask anyone. Oh, yeah, did I mention she used to work for me? Hehe. A couple of months after I left my job, I called her. We got to talking, and getting more familiar. Turned out, she had a crush on me also. Who knew? Stuff like that never happens to me! Anyhoo, since we've been together, which really hasn't been that long, things get better with each passing day. The more I know about her, the more I love. I never expected that with anyone.
Well, that's all I'm giving away on myself for free.
