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Plan 9 From Outer Space, given the Golden Turkey Award for being the worst movie ever by the people who give out the Golden Turkey Award, is one of those precious, precious movies that should only be watched by people who, like myself, have a love for crap. So don't say I didn't warn you.

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'LL LIKE THIS MOVIE: (YES on at least one)

1. Do you like to talk during movies?

2. Do you like ANY "B"-movies?

3. Can you sit through any "B"-movies?

4. Do you now use, or have you ever used, drugs of any kind?

5. How are you feeling now?

Please answer "Yes" or "No" to all the questions. Really.

A few corrections on this hype poster: They dont "Paralyze" the living, nothing's really unspeakable in this movie, except the movie itself, Vampira does NOT look so casual anywhere in the movie. The jet fighter you see over the title only appeared(I timed it) for 1.5 seconds. If I think of more I'll let you know.

Originally titled "Grave Robbers from Outer Space",Plan 9 was written/directed/produced/loved only by Edward D. Wood, Jr.(actually, we all love it!) Bela Lugosi died before the filming of this flop, but after he did some almost random footage and was replaced by(long inhale) Ed Woods' girlfriend-at-the-time's Chiropractor. Most people just know that it was "a younger, taller actor." The spaceships were pie tins, they reflect too much for paper plates, I don't care what anyone says. Most scenes you can see the strings on 'em, and even the ones where you can't(poor film quality), the ships wobble so much you THINK you can see the strings. And everything is made of cardboard.

The plot of this movie was the only thing of average quality in this movie. The script just messed it up.

Following a really bad speech from some dude named Criswell, What happened was, The military was contacted by aliens who offered peace. The military said basically "No. You don't exist. Go away." The aliens were offended, and rightfully so, I think. They flew their ships around Earth. The military shot at them and said they still didn't exist. Dumb. So, the aliens, it a bit of a tizzy, decided to demonstrate their power, and prove their existence by ressurecting the dead. Good idea, since the aliens looked and spoke like humans so they couldn't just say "Hi. I'm an alien.". Unfortunately, the aliens have their own less-than bright side, and find it fit to kill anyone who sees them... I don't know how that is supposed to make their existence known, but oh well. Can't have everything. Anyways, after a good deal of bad acting, we find out that the aliens are trying to keep people from destroying the universe, by blowing up all the light particles. Can't really blame them for wanting to save the universe can you? Yet they are still the bad guys. Go fig. Anyways, the aliens die, and some guy named Criswell gives a poor speech again.

Bela Lugosi : Everyone knows he was in this movie, unfortunately people fail to realize that he was the original "Dracula", thus being a celebrity of sorts. Too bad he was 1 of two main characters without a speaking role. Everyone knows he died during the filming of the movie and was replaced, but did you know the replacement was Ed Wood's Wife's chiropractor? You do now :)

THIS JUST IN(1/19/99): Bela Lugosi did NOT die during the filming of the movie, rather before - the footage of Lugosi was stock footage Ed Wood rewrote the script to include -- this explains why he has no speaking lines.

Tor Johnson: Somewhat of a popular pro wrestler at the time. Must have taken too many head injuries, as he sounds drunk in the film.

Vampira: The only prop in the movie that SHOULD have been made of cardboard. Ironic. Don't ya think? Had a TV show for a while, almost exactly like "Elvira", she even sued Elvira for stealing her "thing" -- she made this movie because she had lost her TV job, and needed money. Specifically asked for no speaking lines. woo.

Criswell: Narrator. The real villian of the film, yet the source of most of the more amusing quotes. Was somewhat of a highly inaccurate, but not unknown "psychic", making fantastic predictions on national TV, and an ass of himself. He's gotta be hopped up on something

After I watch the movie AGAIN, I'll find out who did the rest of the parts and update this list.