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		Poor Abner, all he wants is to sit and read the paper, play chess, or listen to the game on his radio. What does he get? - his wife Gladys pestering him about that witch of a neighbour of theirs. Abner thinks Gladys is cracking up ! He doesn't believe he lives next door to a Witch, in fact he's always found Mrs Stephens to be "charming"The love seems to have faded between Abner and Gladys. Once Gladys left Abner and moved into the Stephens'. Not that Abner was bothered. He literally developed a spring in his step! What with Gladys on one of her health kicks at the time , it was a relief for Abner to eat cold cuts and drink beer with his poker buddies. Although when it comes to defending his wife's honour, he's right behind her, when he thinks she's acting like a fruitcake, he's well away from her! What a well balanced relationship!