Max Tate
Well Max, what would you like to-
HI! Wow, you know my name?! Cool! Man, whats your name?
My name? Well, most people call me Mr. Randomunknowndoctor. But my friends call me Larry.
OH! Cool name! Hahaha, Larry, hahaha. ^-^! Say, whats it like being a doctor, strapped up in this little office all day? Don't you ever want to go outside? Listen to the birds singing? The people talking? The-
Actually, I quite like it in here. Now Max, lets talk about you.
Me? Ahaha! You don't want to hear about me! I'm boring.. >>; <<; Really! I mean, lets talk about something else, okay? *starts wringing hands nervously* HEY! Have you tried that new lolly? Mmm, wow, its so good! I love lollies, do you like lollies? My dad says ther not good for me but I know deep down he likes them too. Everyone likes lollies, right? How can you love their sugary goodness? Mmm, sugar. Sugar is-
Max, are you feeling alright?
Alright? I'm just GREAT! Hahaha>
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Okay, just checking, You seem a little...Jumpy.
Jumpy?! Hahaha, I'm not jumpy, no way. Hahaha. This is just me. Good old Max. Maxy. Maxmeister. Maximillion. Maxamundo. Ma-
I GET IT!
*shrinks away*
Ahh, sorry about that Max, *coughs in embaressment* I didn't mean to lose my temper. I'm usually not like that...
OH that's okay! Hey, everybody makes mistakes- Larry! :D! So, what do you think of that.....
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* has eventually tore out all of his hair and is sitting huddled in a small corner of the room while Max is jumping up and down on the couch* P-Please...Take it all! J-just g-get out!
What? It hasn't been two hours yet, Larry! I'm having too much fun, my new bestest buddy! ^-^! HEY! Your right! Wow, time sure flies by when your having fun, huh?! Well, I gotta go now! *jumps off the couch and lands a flip then runs out of the room, singing 'I'm a Little Teapot'*
Larry's Conclusion