Well, Doc, it all began when I was a baby. When my ma and pa were blessed with the bestest most adorable child ever to grace this earth. To put it mildly. When I was little I used to get so hungry I would pull fits. How could mama feed me when she didn't have any-
Interesting...
...So anyway-as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted-my addiction spanned from there. Stealing the dogs food, grabbing ice-cream off other babies, and it just went downhill from there. At the age of two, I was having six substantial meals a day. And then there was that craving for coconut....
So what has this got to do with why your here now?
Jeez Doc, your awfully pushy for someone whos meant to be *listening*
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Muuuuch better. Anyway, now-eleven years later- I'm still caught in the same vicious cycle. *wipes away a tear* I swear Doc, it aint easy being a famous blader and having to keep up with my enormous apetitie. Isn't there anything you can do for me?!
As you said before, Tyson, I'm just here to...
Are you sure there isn't some kinda pill you can give me?!
No. I'm not that type of doctor. There must be some kind of mistake.
Did you say steak?!
...Tyson- you have only fifteen minutes left of this two hour session Mr. Dickenson has booked for you. Are there any deeper problems you'd like to go over....?
Well your the doctor! You tell me!
Well, it seems you have a very obvious case of obsessive compulsive disorder...
What! I do not! Hmph. Yo-your such-a...such-a...MEANIE!
*blinks* Tyson, did you just call me...A-a meanie?
^.^ So doc! Enough about me, what about you!?Come and sit on the big couch for me...
Eh? You mean...You want to hear m-my problems...?
Yeah man! As long as you buy me lunch after we're done!
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*looks down at his watch* O-oh! Look at that, we're almost done. -_-
Well! It was fun, Doc! XD! Now its time for that double sized coconut and anchovies pizza I ordered....*drools some*....
