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Ryan is amazing at everything he does, especially attracting the ladies. Sorry girls, he`s taken, so you can look but you just can`t touch baby! He loves evrything loud, fast and violent, which is why when you hit him he gets mega turned on. The words best used to describe Ryan are "better than you". This 16 year old libra loves long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and eviserating animals while they squirm and bleed to death. His girlfriend is a bikini model from outer space, she is also better than you at everything. If you even touched him, you would blow up because he rocks so friggin` much. He loves Rush (f.y.i. rush is the greatest candian band ever), therfore Rush is automatically cool. You`re opinion doesn`t matter unless it`s his opinion and death to all that oppose that!!!!!! Ryan abuses-er...i mean plays the drums,unleasing his awesomeness with every blow of his magical drum sticks (which double as numchucks). His close friends are Vlad the implaler, Yngwie Malmsteen and God...ha ha, what am I saying, he is god! |
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