| Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Officemates Play EQ (by Akkonion) 10. Whenever you fax something, they accuse you of twinking the clients. 9. People complain that their jobs aren't balanced, especially accountants who have an extreme lack of accountant only supplies. 8. Your boss refers to his red pen as "The Fiery Avenger." 7. The intercom button that connects you to management has been re-labeled /petition. 6. Only one person makes coffee, as he is the only one willing to use "those worthless trade skills". 5. Everyone drinks the coffee. Lots of it. 4. All the memos have [brackets] around the main phrases of the message. 3. You overhear the secretary answer the phone with, "Hail!" 2. There are always people sitting outside the supply closet, saying that they are "camping the white out spawn." And the number one way to tell if your officemates play EQ is.... 1. You ask your boss a question and he replies, "LOL dum noob, u suk!!" |
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