| Top Ten Signs Your Pet Has Been Secretly Nerfed |
| 10. Your skeleton stops laughing maniacally, starts weeping pitifully. 9. Only slashes itself for 32 points of damage when you zone away. 8. Runs screaming in fear from Orc Pawns. 7. Lets you tank while it casts spells. 6. When you are not looking, it sells its weapons to the nearest vendor and pockets the plat. 5. Earth elementals root you and then head for the zone. 4. Enchanter pets actually start following instructions. 3. Water elementals now wet themselves. 2. Instead of doing x damage every y seconds they now do x-l damage every y+l seconds (for all you power gamers.) And the number one way to tell if your pet has been nerfed is... 1. Patch message says they have been 'enhanced'. |
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