| Top Ten Ways AD&D is Better Than EQ by Cyanna 10. It's FREE! 9. No LAG! 8. The rules do not change from day to day. 7. If someone steals your kill, you can whack them in the head with an empty Mountain Dew bottle. 6. If there is a qestion of loot division, you can settle it with a quick game of rock-paper-scissors. 5. If the players bitch too much, they are all immediately squashed by a dragon. 4. If you want a particular item you do not need to camp for it, just bribe the DM with twinkies. 3. If the DM ignores you, you can throw a pillow at him. 2. You can roleplay without someone yelling, "U suk, d00d!" And the number one way is... 1. You can look across the room and see that the hot little elf chick is really your 350 pound cousin "Earl", saving yourself from an embarrassing roleplaying situation and years of expensive therapy. |
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