10. Never picks up her kills, basically leaving piles of corpses lying around until they decay. (Like my husband does with his underwear.) 9. Keeps talking about how hot the female wood elf is. 8. Wears mismatched colored armor like red rubicite and orange bronze together. (Yuk!) 7. Refuses to wear crafted because, "They look gay in that blue shit." 6. Talks like a k3wl d00d. 5. Curses like a sailor (unless they are like me when someone told Cyanna to move because my 'big fat ass' was blocking the doorway.) 4. Complains about having to go back to town to shop. 3. Always makes burping sounds after drinking beers. 2. Only likes jewelry if it has stat bonuses. And the number one way to tell is.... 1. Has only one outfit they wear all the time. |
| Top Ten Ways You Can Tell If The "Female" You Are Adventuring With Is Really A Guy IRL (by Cyanna) |
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