comean-1-88 kb-{MA} come and get it
theme-113 kb-{theme} Ma & Pa Kettle theme
tobacco-55 kb-{PA} Could you, ah leaned me a pipe full of tobacco....
IACCEPT-65 kb- {PA} ...take much work...I accept
bath-72 kb-{PA,MA} it didn't much good winning the new house ma. How's that. Three bath rooms and I still can't get in.
block-85 kb-{PA,MA} ma there no need to apology for our kids, all fifteen are chips off the old block. Any more chips and there won't be anymore block
breakfast-92 kb-{MA} sure like to goto New York. Sitdown pa, breakfast!
caviar-64 kb-{PA} caviar.. what will they think up next, buckshot on toast
dontfeed-74 kb-{PA} hey, don't feed the animal's Well why not I been doing it all my life.....
dropin-26 kb-{PA} just drop'in to say howdy
dynamite-156 kb-{PA} ....I been working with dynamite all my life, haven't kill nobody...yet
folks-65 kb-{PA} ...Kettle's the name folks call me pa
goin-33 kb-{MA} well let's get go'in
hat-50 kb-{PA} ...oh no you don't, I'm not going to pay a quarter to get it back
holycow-28 kb-{John Parker} holycow did you hear that pa?
howdy-34 kb-{PA} howdy
howold-84 kb-{PA,MA} ma how old do you feel? pa right now I don't feel a day over eighteen
kids-97 kb-{MA} ....don't just stand there, tell them your names
kinghenry-66 kb-{PA} for smoking or chewing King Henry most fit'in, it smells awful good and its dandy for spit'in
longjohns-109 kb-{PA,MA} ma where's my long underware. Hang'in on the clothes line, I just wash them......
lumbago-145 kb-{Tom,PA,MA} ....How's your back pa? ..Oh ahh about the same I guess. I haven't been able to do any heavy work sents that lumbago set'in.......
palook-34 kb-{MA} pa! pa! come here quick! come here quick! look! look!
roof-144 kb-{MA,PA} What about the roof, on the henhouse pa? What about it ma?....
station-116 kb-{PA} .....wrong station
sweettalk-97 kb-{MA,PA} .....ah you sure look pretty ma...and smell pretty too....never mine that sweet talk
takeafter-106 kb-{MA} ....pa ain't much for working and the rest the youngen's seem to take after him
tip-126 kb-{PA,Kim} Thank You...What did you do that for? You owe the boy money? ...Oh, that's a tip.......
tools-107 kb-{PA,MA} ought'a put up a towel rack ma....no one is stopping you, that I know of....
twoxfour-70 kb-{PA} I don't mine of having some of those two by fours...I need to fix my barn..I didn't had time to get to town.....
cando-190 kb-{MA,PA} get the move on...anything I can do ma..Yeh stay out of sight and get some clothes on.
doorbell-114 kb-{PA,MA} Somebody at the door ma...I heard it.
fatheragain-404 kb-{Billy Reed,PA} You got to goto the hospital right away...Who sick.....Mrs. Kettle is having a baby.....me a father again
hereathome-311 kb-{MA,Tom}...I had fifteen right in the house and there is nothing wrong with any of them.. he's one of them to prove it...Oh ma..
howdyfolks-26.9 kb-{PA} howdyfolks
howdyma-21.5 kb-{PA} howdy ma
makettle-64.5 kb-{MA} I'm Ma Kettle...
coddle-436 kb-(John Parker,MA} ....fix a couple of coddle eggs...couple of what?....I broke my coddler...
manners-371 kb-{PA} ...manners...amen lets eat..
me-ha-59.2 kb-{MA} me..ha,ha,ha...
shellingpeas-462 kb-{PA} first one?.. I know just how you feel...nothing to it...just like shelling peas
sticktoribs-227 kb-{MA} you folks had anything to eat yet?....coffee well that ain't much...come-in the house and I'll give you something that will stick to your ribs.
whatfor-43 kb-{MA} what for
derbyhat-220 kb-{MA,PA} ..look at the baby...he's a splitting image of you...he sure is ma..if he had on a derby hat you swear it was me..
didhesaywork-188 kb-{PA,MA} now hurry-up with that breakfast women there is work to be done...Did he say work?
fixscreendoor-199 kb-{MA,PA} better fix this screen door pa......I'm go'in to fix that..one of these days
getoutofhere-129 kb-{MA} Hey,..get out of here....
goodmorning-43.1 kb-{PA,MA} morning ma...morning pa..
incometax-285 kb-{Billy Reed,PA,MA} ...income tax...income tax..whats that?...you mean pa and me got to support all our kids and the goverment too...
lazythendog-134 kb-{MA,PA} ...your lazy then that hound dog we use to had....which one/...the one that use to lean against the wall when she barks.
looklikeahorse-220 kb-{MA,Susie} ...aren't you go'in to take that thing off ma...no...got to work like a horse..mine as well look like one.
oldbuzzer-298 kb-{MA,John Parker} your a cook ma...Well I guess I better boil those eggs for your wife...Oh let the old buzzer wait...
oldhouse-274 kb-{PA,MA} it sure feels good to be back at the old house ma...you bet it does pa...
oneoftheseday-53.8 kb-{PA} I guess I have to fix this one of these days.
paisthename-59.2 kb-{PA} ....pa is the name.
pennyearn-86.1 kb-{Billy Reed,PA} idea will save you money..a penny save is a penny earn
sameroof-441 kb-{PA,MA} ......pa you know you and I been under the same roof since we been married....
shoesinbed-177 kb-{PA,MA}...a home is what you make it...pa you got your shoes on in bed.. well there my good ones...
slipmymine-285 kb-{MA,PA}...you been saying that for the last six months...I have..well it proves that it hasn't slip my mine..
supper-360 kb-{MA} children your supper is served....children I said your supper is served...COME AND GET IT!!!!...
