Bloatus gargantuous

Bloatus gargantuous brought to you by GHS '05

Bloatus gargantuous, otherwise known as the Phat nudibranch, is commonly found in water neither fresh nor marine. Its favorite place to hang out seems to be chlorinated water between the depths of 4 and 12 feet deep. B. gargantuous feeds on the success of its young. When called by name, it usually responds within 30 seconds unless it is preoccupied by letters of recommendation, discussions of what it did over the weekend or anything else more important than your question. If you can't get its attention, approach it from the other side. While its rudimentary eyes are color blind, it has developed a functioning ear on at least one side of its body.

If you are having trouble with your inverts or anything else, ask Spang or Stever. They do actually know what they are talking about and are eager to help you learn. They should be able to answer any questions you might have about: where to find resources to help you with your projects, where to go to collect seaweed, comparative WHAAAAT!, et cetera. If you have any questions regarding Spang or Stever's class, please feel free to e-mail me or them. Our addresses are to the left. I would suggest emailing them first. I don't get to check my email very often, because it's hard to get internet access down here. If you want to get my attention, consider using a lure of shiny coins or money; although it won’t raise your grade, it will raise my spirits. If you are a teacher or administrator, please do not be alarmed. I am not running a cheating/plagiarism site. This site is to offer honest help to anyone who doesn't want an official tutor or has a quick question or two. I take this seriously and anyone expecting to use this site to cheat came to the wrong place. I earned an A in Spang's class through honest means and expect no less from subsequent classes.

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