Satan's Beatitudes
(If the devil were to write his beatitudes, this is probably how they would go.)

1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, to distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow christians. They are my best workers.

2. Blessed are those christians who wait to be asked and expext to be thanked.   I can use them.

3. Blessed are the touchy who stops going to church. 
    They are my missionaries.

4. Blessed are the trouble makers.
    They shall be called my children.

5.  Blessed are the complainers.  I'm all ear's to them.

6.  Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to service.  How proud I am of them.

7.  Blessed are those who gossip, for they shall cause strife and divisions and that please's me.

8.  Blessed are those who easily offened.  For they will soon get angry and quit.

9.  Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God's work.  For they are my helpers.

10.  Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother.  For he will be with me forever.
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