'if someone raped me, I'd be fucked!'
crazy ex navy
"All the things that you never said, they're gonna stay with you until you're dead."
Hi, My Name is KAiT. Do you mind if I stick my tongue down your throat?<

On Doug: "Doug is a stupid yeti-ape cross breed. He believes in the NRA which makes him a moron. Any past instances where I professed belief in Doug intellegence were fraudulant. Plus the NRA sucks my ass!" - Steve

James:
I am a frisbeeplayer. Therefore, I am. Newest skill for the week: Playing Racketball, beating Paul 15-0 in my third day playing. New skill for the week: Playing 'Santa Monica' Previous skill for the week: Running on walls.
On Pat: "Old offer still stands. Roommate for penguin. Send inquiries about roommate to Pat Wu. Note: do not let the screen name fool you. We have reason to believe that Mr. Wu is neither a sex machine nor god. And all reports that his middle name is "Danger" have been proven false." - Ben - roommate
Steve "Spaz" - "I found this egg in my desk, and I thought it might be bad, but then I just ate it anyway."