Hoss Cartwright

"I don't know...but now me I always sort of went for June weddings with lots of apple blossoms."

"Kinda stretches the long arm of coincidence, don't it?"

"I'll give you my unmitigated personal guarantee, if you break anything in here I'm gonna break you!"

"Hop Sing, you know you can't do that. Why if you left here, I'd waste away to a shadow. You know that."

"That's what I like about us as a family, Little Joe. Pa always taught us to never do nothing the others would be ashamed of. I'd like to keep it like that."