1. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case ...... coincidence???? You think NOT!

2. For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.

3. Dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"

4. Your liver feels safer jumping into a pan of frying onions than staying inside you.

5. Boris Yeltsin calls personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.

6. You think the slogan "Drink Canada Dry" is a personal challenge.

7. Your docter finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

8. You can focus better with one eye closed.

9. You fall off the floor... and hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

10. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after biting you.

11. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

12. The back of your head hurts from being hit by the toilet seat.

13. Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

14. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

15. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

16. You wake up in Alaska in July after a New Year's Eve party at HoJo's in Miami.

17. Your twin sons are named "Barley" and "Hops".

18. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could have bought the car.

19. Bill Clinton starts to make sense!

20. Every woman you see has an exact twin.

21. That darn pink elephant followed you home again.

22. Two hands and just one mouth... now that's a drinking problem.

23. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

24. "Beertender, get me another bar!"

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