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The Rules

  1. The Female always makes the rules.
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  3. The Female can change her mind at any given point of time.
  4. The Male must never change his mind without expressed written consent from the Female.
  5. The Female is never wrong.
  6. If the Female is wrong, it is becasue of a flagrant misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the Male said or did wrong.
  7. If rule six (6) applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
  8. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  9. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
  10. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
  11. If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
  12. The Male cannot, under any circumstances, diagnose PMS.