Welcome to the
Most people are welcome here but if you are troublemakers from a past life, then you can go look HERE and then you can PISS OFF.
Yes, there is really only one REAL hellkat and its me: or disagreeing with people on matters of an entomological nature at VIRTUAL BIKER which is where I got this: I'm always changing this page so you may as well be comfortable But lets start with the threat: MESS with me and you mess with
My LOVES are:
Aw, yeah, and for some inexplicable reason I like Beavis and Butthead ... go figure ... but I am still collecting links for a couple of those interests ... haha
Oh, and trying to scrounge a few rides on a nice bike coz I can't afford my own right now >:) (Subtle, me? Naaaah) Preferably a Harley IF you don't mind ...
OR you could go visit my friend, CARMINA ... She's a nice Italian girl, a good wife and a good mother (not like me - heh heh) a bad Italian ex-wife but a reasonably good mother (so far) thinks I am anyhow I try my hardest to be a BAD grrrrrl but seems like I just can't do it no matter how hard I try ...
Sorry my page is pretty crap really: YA HAVE TO CLICK 'EM TO MAKE 'EM WORK! (except "Night on Bald Mountain", that comes on by itself!)OR or maybe some HELL
that is my state of mind ... Excuse me while I keep tinkering with my page! This is an example of the state of my mind sometimes. Also this: 
, so there's always something changing in here, text being chucked around and other things being destroyed ... broken links are a regular occurrence but if you come back another day... hey! You might get lucky and they might work! So park your wheels and wipe your feet.
Oh, okay, dont wipe your feet, then!
Jenny
THE original hellkat, previously of the now-defunct Arcadium
and now lurking FULLY CLOTHED around LONGRIDERS attempting to forget previous mistakes in my life by scrounging rides 
Hey! Thanks Corky *kiss*!
Yeah, and I am keeping my eye on how many of you are coming in here and drinking my JD when I am not looking :
I am useless at html, so pull up SOMETHING TO SIT ON
and take a weight off.this!
And this is my Minder My Guardian Cyber-Angel ... So you have been warned.
Anyway, now we have THAT out of the way ... have a Jack Daniels: there's always some here SOMEWHERE
*Sitting around drinking COFFEE or Tequila or JD* Travelling around at the drop of a hat * Blues * Food * Languages - both foreign and impolite * bonsai trees 
and cactuses ?cacti ?who cares! All I know is the cactus display is FUCKIN AMAZING at Denver Airport. Watch out ... I just may have to go back there some day and admire it AGAIN! (evil snigger)
What else can you do:
Well you could leave me a stroppy email:
Or you could see the dream man in my life:Yeah yeah dreams are free 
I started it and then some other people asked me to edit theirs so I got carried away and learnt more HTML by doing other people's. Haven't got back to my own much. So for now, I just like to chill with a whiskey sour, with my feet up on the orange crate on the back porch swing and listen to some music
...or even some
Wanted somewhere to hang out
Here looks cool enough for me
I could get to like Bourbon Street...
THEN AGAIN: I found a few "nice" (ironic tone of voice) places to go, too:
This other site is NOT for the faint hearted. Its only a bunch of links to other pages but they're TOTALLY GROSS links (Heaps of fun, though, if you have a mind that turns to the Bizarre and Morbid!)
So now you've been here, drunk my grog, muttered what a crap page I have, then commit it to words and Sign my goddam Guestbook View how nice or nasty people have been to me in my Guestbook
Email me at hellkat@ihug.co.nz in the meantime.
ZE VEB RINGZ
Lurk at my miniscule web ring selection - I'm very fussy
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