HUMOR Digest - 2 Aug 1997 to 3 Aug 1997

Date: Sat, 2 Aug 1997 03:27:18 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Marriage

Marriage is the most expensive way I know of for each partner
to discover all of the other's faults.

It's been said that marriage is like a novel unfolding. Yeah !
Right !!! But... the hero dies in the first chapter.

Our neighbor Kim's husband told her he wanted more "space"...
So, she locked him out of the house.

Marriage is the only war I ever heard of
where you sleep with the enemy.

I got four invitations to eat out this week --
all from my wife.

Been doing a lot of exterior painting and staining. The other nite, Mrs JimJr said, "Oh hon you look exhausted. How about a nice thick steak, onion rings, fries, salad and a nice wine ?"

I told her, "No thanks, I'm too tired to eat out."

With just the two of us here, it gets kinda quiet sometimes. The other nite though, it was even quieter than usual.

After an hour or so I said, "Dear, you haven't nagged me all nite, are you feeling OK ?"

When my son first start dating he said, "I want to marry a good woman, a smart woman, one who'll be a good mother to our kids, a woman who will make me happy."

I told him he'd better make up his mind.

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