HUMOR Digest - 3 Aug 1997 to 4 Aug 1997

Date: Sun, 3 Aug 1997 03:43:28 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Politics

These days there's a new tradition in Washington. Now, when a
politician retires, they give him a testimonial probe.

What's the difference between crime and politics ?
In politics, you take the money and run, but for re-election.

But I'm not being entirely fair. Politicians didn't invent crime...
They've just improved on it.

Most politicians have three hats. One they wear, one they toss in
the ring, and the third, they talk through.

A real politician can easily be spotted by his answers...
They're so long and rambling, most people forget the question.

It's a damn shame who runs for office though. All of the people who
really know how to run the country are driving cabs or cutting hair.

Ever hear of a politician being called a "statesman" ?
All that means is that they haven't been caught at anything yet.

I find most candidates more than ready and willing...
Now if they were only "able" too.

People keep saying "Things just can't go on like this."
They're right. In Washington, they just get worse.

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