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HUMOR Digest - 7 Aug 1997 to 8 Aug 1997
Date: Thu, 7 Aug 1997 04:01:23 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Do-it-YourSelf Ethnic Humor
(Please fill in your own Bigotry)
They have a new abortion clinic in __________.
However, it's so popular there's a one year waiting list.
Have you ever seen a __________ firing squad ?
By tradition, they form a circle.
What do you call a pretty girl in __________ ?
A tourist.
The other day, sixty men died at the __________ Naval Base.
They tried to push start a submarine.
What's the last thing a stripper takes off in __________ ?
Her bowling shoes.
They opened a new massage parlor in __________.
It's self service.
How do you tell a ________ on the slopes ?
His skis have chains.
During the Olympics a __________ defected to __________.
It raised the average IQ of both places.
__________ don't buy balloons.
They don't come with any instructions.
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