HUMOR Digest - 8 Aug 1997 to 9 Aug 1997

Date: Fri, 8 Aug 1997 03:41:38 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Football Season's Here

In the USA, it's Football time once again -- the players get on the fields; I get on the couch in front of the TV and Mrs. JimJr gets on my case.

Friend of mine bought a used car with a Washington Redskins bumper sticker on it. Being a Dallas Fan, he scraped it off and put on a CowBoys one.

Ya know, the car ran and passed better within a few minutes.

I hear this season the Packers are going on all their road trips with several gorillas. That way, if anything goes wrong with a lineman, they'll have spare parts.

Angered at what he felt was a bad call, a pro player yelled at the referee, "You stink to high heaven."

The ref picked up the ball, walked off fifteen yards against the player's team and said, "Can you still smell me ?"

Notre Dame travels to California to play Southern California. When they arrive the coach says to the Notre Dame coach, "I hear you travel with a Priest, that's amazing. May I meet him ?"

"Which one ?" replied the Notre Dame coach, "Offense, Defense, or Special Teams ?"

Last year the University of Maryland coach was berating his team at half time. After a good start, they'd fallen on hard times. As he paced up and down the locker room, he yelled, "What the hell is wrong with you guys ? You're playing like a bunch of amateurs."

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