HUMOR Digest - 14 Aug 1997 to 15 Aug 1997

Date: Thu, 14 Aug 1997 04:46:53 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Surgeons

Have to have some minor surgery done, but don't y'all worry. My surgeon is one of the best. So far this year, he's done 240 major operations, and he hasn't nicked himself even once.

Next time you're laying on the operating table though, think about this. The surgeon who is about to cut you is the same klutz who probably missed that three inch putt on the golf course this morning.

I don't know though, it's getting so I hate to have any surgery done at all. Since I've past 50, the doctor gives me itemized bills that show so much for labor and so much for parts.

He's easy to work with though. I mean last year I didn't have enuff to pay him to remove my tonsils. So, he just loosened them a little.

What a guy, huh ? Who sez surgeons are heartless ?

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb ?

None:
I mean if you had trouble with the bulb in the first place, it could be the socket, it'll probably only cause you problems in the future, so they'll remove that.

But this surgeon I have is doing so well, he can occasionally tell a patient that there's nothing wrong.

It's odd though the way terms change in the different professions. I mean if your surgeon wants assistance, he calls it a "consultation".

In the legal profession, that's known as an "accomplice."

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