HUMOR Digest - 16 Aug 1997 to 17 Aug 1997

Date: Sat, 16 Aug 1997 04:00:10 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women & Sex

Two girls were discussing their boyfriends, & the pet nicknames they sometimes use. "Well," said the one, "there are times I call him 'my little firecracker'."

"Wow !" replied the other, "He's that good ?"

"Not really." said the first girl, "It's just that most of the time he finishes his 'love-making' as quick as a rocket."

"Hah !" snorted the girl to the nervous young man beside her. "Here you've been telling me all those frat party orgies you said you'd been to, and now here we are in bed together and you can't do a single thing."

"I know ! I know !" the totally frustrated fellow replied. "But I've never been alone with a girl before."

"I gotta know how your date went last night." said the one coed to her roommate. "The rumors are all over campus that this guy is really quite a stud muffin."

"Well..." replied her roommate, "Let's just say that he put his best foot forward."

Having flashed his light into the back of a parked Mini-Van behind a local burger joint, the Policeman gasped, "Are you two actually having sex in the parking lot ?"

"Why no officer." drawled the sweet young thang. "This here fellow is just helping me practice in case I meet a strong handsome Policeman I could really go for."

The young man stared dejectedly into his beer and told a buddy, "I really fell for this girl at Ocean City during summer break. She told me she was a Marine biologist on vacation. It wasn't until later that I found out she turned tricks outside Camp Pendleton."

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