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HUMOR Digest - 18 Aug 1997 to 19 Aug 1997
Date: Mon, 18 Aug 1997 06:50:17 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Comebacks and Twists
During a rather rowdy party, one unattached female guest kept disappearing into a back bedroom with one man after another, including the host.
This did not go unnoticed by the host's wife, who was quietly smoldering, but kept her composure, so as not to ruin the party.
It was still fairly early when "Miss Willing" approached the hostess looking somewhat frazzled and rumpled. "I'm sorry to rush off," she explained, "but I don't feel too well."
"Of course, I understand my dear." was the hostess' rejoinder. "You must have a splitting backache."
What is the difference between Heaven and Hell ?
In heaven, the English are the police, the French are the cooks, the Italians are the lovers, the Swiss are the Administrators and the Germans are the mechanics.
Whereas in Hell, the English are the cooks, the French are the Administrators, the Italians are the mechanics, the Swiss are the lovers and the Germans are the police.
The honeymooners at the resort were playing a ring toss game when they stopped, looked long and hard at each other, and headed back to the lodge.
"Ah ha !" remarked a spectator. "Quoitus interruptus."
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read: "Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."
Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too: "Our Stuff will stiff your Staff."
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