HUMOR Digest - 20 Aug 1997 to 21 Aug 1997

Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 05:56:08 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Advice & Observations by JimJr

Hey guys -- Support your local Girl Scouts.
Remember, the cookie seller of today is the "cupcake" of tomorrow.

If your wife parks the car, don't sit there and insist she do it properly;
walking the rest of the way to the curb is good exercise.

Personally, I've found the easiest way to get Mrs. JimJr to change her mind is to agree with her.

And guys, when you're wrong -- you're wrong.
Approach your wife in a straight-forward manner and lie about the whole thing.

I wouldn't worry too much about a woman becoming President too soon.
I mean, how can we rename Air Force One, the "SuffraJet" ?

If you ever play poker with a woman,
make sure that she understands in advance that Four Kings still beats Four Queens.

Always make sure that you only weigh yourself on those days where everything else has already gone wrong, and the day's ruined anyway.

It may be true that life begins at 40, but everything else seems to wear out, fall out, need to come out or spread out.

You can always tell a woman who's looking for the "perfect" relationship.
She's either single or married.

In closing today, let me say, please remember,
even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.

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