HUMOR Digest - 21 Aug 1997 to 22 Aug 1997

Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 03:55:08 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Big City Traffic

Anyone who's ever ridden in a cab in Washington DC knows they're some of the world's most brazen drivers. Oddly enuff though, their current accident rate isn't all that bad. I asked one of the drivers one day the reason for that.

"Easy." he said. "All the really bad drivers are dead now."

Washington DC attracts an awful lot of tourists. I overheard one man climbing out of the family van say, "Well, we finally found a parking spot. Does anyone remember why we wanted to stop here."

One frustrated woman driver rolled down her window after sitting in the same spot for 15 minutes and said to the man in the vehicle next to hers, "Boy !!! This is something this morning. Here it is almost 9:00 and this looks like the 7:30 rush hour traffic."

Her fellow commuter replied, "Lady, I got news for ya. This IS the 7:30 traffic."

Like a lot of men, I pick on woman drivers, I'm afraid. One time I saw a car make a u-turn in the middle of the block and I said to Mrs. JimJr "Damn women drivers !"

As the vehicle passed us, going in the opposite direction, it was clear by the beard that the operator was indeed a man.

As Mrs. JimJr just sat there smirking, I mumbled, "Well, his Mother probably taught him how to drive."

A taxi was creeping along in the traffic and the passenger was in a hurry. "Please !!!" she said. "Can't you go any faster ?"

The harried driver said, "Sure lady. But I ain't allowed to leave the cab."

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