HUMOR Digest - 24 Aug 1997 to 25 Aug 1997

Date: Sun, 24 Aug 1997 03:00:13 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men at Sex

Following a successful rally, the evangelist was relaxing in his trailer, when there was a knock at the door. "Come in." he said.

A young maiden, truly beautiful, threw herself at his feet and said, "Reverend, I have nothing to give but my body."

The preacher looked skyward, "Lord, deliver me from temptation." And then, unbuttoning his shirt, he added, "In about an hour or so."

"What good does it do for you to say that you have an open mind when it comes to sex ?" fumed the put-off boyfriend to his aloft girlfriend, "When the rest of you is closed."

"Are you and Larry serious ?" the one girl asked her friend while they were talking over cocktails.

"We're still a little short of a meeting of the minds." she replied. "I want a big, old-fashioned June wedding, and he wants a quickie in the back seat."

"What would you say to some oral sex ?" the girlfriend asked her beau.

"That all depends." he mused. "Your face or mine ?"

A movie buff was quietly enjoying a Triple XXX flick, when the guy seated near him exclaimed, "In thirty years I've never seen anything like this."

"You've been a porn movie goer for 30 years ?" the avid fan asked.

"No." the man replied. "A gynecologist."

A bunch of the brothers were yakking it up in the fraternity house living room, when an angry voice from the floor above cut into the din.

"Hey ! You creeps cut out the foul language. I'm screwing a nice Vassar girl up here."

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